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  • Doritos is turning kids gay

    Want to know what gay tastes like? Try Rainbow Doritos!
    By Ed Straker

    PepsiCo, who make Doritos (through subsidiary Frito-Lay), are producing a homosexual version of Doritos called "Rainbow Doritos." Doritos are a product marketed to children, so they make the perfect gateway snack to introduce children to the joys of homosexuality.

    The chips come in several colors. The green are homosexual, the pink are lesbian, and the purple ones are transgendered Doritos. These last are Doritos that look purple but actually feel yellow and demand the right to commingle in the snack bags that have only yellow ones.

    What business does PepsiCo have pushing homosexuality on our kids? This is how far our culture has shifted; it's perceived to be cool to push a specific sexual orientation on children, even by companies that produce products that have nothing to do with sex. What's next – gay toilet paper and tampons?

    What's worse is that PepsiCo is "partnering," in every sense of the word, with a radical homosexual group led by a vile man named Dan Savage. Savage has called on Ben Carson and Mike Huckabee to do a certain love act on him (perhaps he is attracted to them?). He has tried to Google-bomb Rick Santorum's name with an unpleasant gay sex act. PepsiCo seems to have no problem partnering with such a creature.

    I think we need to boycott Pepsi and all related Frito-Lay products to deliver a message to Pepsi that if they are going to push gay propaganda on our kids, we are not going to give their products lip service any longer.

    Furthermore, I think we should push other companies to launch pro-heterosexual campaigns. Perhaps we could persuade a hot dog maker and a hot dog bun company to do a joint effort promoting man-woman relationships.

    Until we try sexualizing food like the left does, we'll never know. And if we think like the left, we desperately need to find out.


    From now on all children should be given monochromatic food

  • #2
    Actually it is an even bigger conspiracy ... even nature tries to convert kids to homoxecuality ...
    jusyt think of this large bridgelike structure that appears in teh sky when it rains but also is sunny ...
    a bridge that is colored in rainbow colors, the symbol of homosexuality
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    • #3
      Rainbows are cast by the devil... if you stare at one too long he steals your soul.

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      • #4
        My God, that is so rediculous, I don't know whether to take you seriously or not!

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        • #5
          So crazy? Who believes that letting kids play with certain toys and dress a certain way determines how they will be when they grow up?
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #6
            They're a bit late cashing in on the yay-for-gay bandwagon, aren't they? Burger King came out with that homosexual Whopper something like a year ago. Peeps have presumably been homosexual for years. What do all these products have in common? They taste gross. So **** all of 'em, whatever their orientation or gender.
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            • #7
              Children as boys and girls enjoy it all without confusion, it is only other societal reactions and presuppositions tO such play or dress up that confuse children!

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              • #8
                Something isn't gay just because you don't like it.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Elok View Post
                  They're a bit late cashing in on the yay-for-gay bandwagon, aren't they? Burger King came out with that homosexual Whopper something like a year ago. Peeps have presumably been homosexual for years. What do all these products have in common? They taste gross. So **** all of 'em, whatever their orientation or gender.
                  They're after the fat lesbian market

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by My Hubby Loves Civ View Post
                    Children as boys and girls enjoy it all without confusion, it is only other societal reactions and presuppositions tO such play or dress up that confuse children!
                    Well that must be it because we were never that confused when we were growing up without wearing dresses and playing with dolls.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Elok View Post
                      They're a bit late cashing in on the yay-for-gay bandwagon, aren't they? Burger King came out with that homosexual Whopper something like a year ago. Peeps have presumably been homosexual for years. What do all these products have in common? They taste gross. So **** all of 'em, whatever their orientation or gender.
                      Skittles lead the way.

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                      • #12
                        I was actually referring to society trying to get children to play with certain toys, and not with others, like getting boys to play with dolls and not with guns.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #13
                          ...didn't know Doritos were a kids' food?
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                          • #14
                            Ask a kid what food is gay. I bet they don't say Skittles.
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                              I was actually referring to society trying to get children to play with certain toys, and not with others, like getting boys to play with dolls and not with guns.
                              So you're referring to something that doesn't happen?

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