I be drunk with a whole pint in me

[My Wife Hates CIV]

where's my whipping boy aaahhhhzzzzzz

[My Wife Hates CIV]

this sounds like the start of a poem, 1st verse. I got to work on this,.

[My Wife Hates CIV]

where's my whipping boy aahhhhhzzzzz
I be drunk with a whole pint in me

I would mess him up for sure until he don't look so pretty
but first I got to take a serious pee

i trip over me taBLE
getting to my quarry
but he will almost seemingly flee

he might not feel any better than a crappy little rebel
but at least he has his sorry TV

[Sava]

whole pint of your wife's semen, maybe