How does your pet live? (more a dog/cat thread)

[My Wife Hates CIV]

Does it live in the house?
Does it eat people food (what %)?
Is it allowed on furniture?
Is it allowed on the bed?
Does it sleep under the covers?
Is it allowed in the kitchen when you cook?
Do you yell at your pet when it f*'s up?
Do you smack your pet for a f* up?
Do you play with you pet?
What do you call your pet?

[Aeson]

Does it live in the house? All 6-7 of our dogs and the 2 cats live in the house and generally come and go as they please. The dogs aren't allowed in bedrooms (usually) and usually obey that. We're starting to train them to not go upstairs. The cats go where they want, because they are unstoppable and cannot be reasoned with.

Does it eat people food (what %)? They all eat people food (leftover rice with sardines and whatever else) as it's cheaper than pet food here. The dogs also eat poop sometimes. The cats eat anything non-human non-dog that's crazy enough to enter our house.

Is it allowed on furniture? Is it allowed on the bed? Dogs aren't allowed on the beds or tables. Everything else is ok (for now). Cats aren't allowed on the beds or tables, but that doesn't stop them.

Does it sleep under the covers? I don't even sleep under the covers most of the time. Putting someone with a fur coat under covers here would be abuse.

Is it allowed in the kitchen when you cook? Yes

Do you yell at your pet when it f*'s up? Yes

Do you smack your pet for a f* up? Rarely. Not hard, with a flip flop or broom ... only for extraordinary grievances such as pooping/peeing in the house when old enough to know better.

Do you play with you pet? Yes, we run the dogs by driving the motorcycle around the hills, play fetch (none of them will bring it back, but there's plenty of sticks everywhere). The cats love people's hands, and we play hide and seek with hands. They get kinda mad if all the hands are hidden at once.

What do you call your pet? The cats are both called Ming Ming ("cat" in Visayan). Net tried to name them Daisy and Buttercup, but the male one must have telepathically made us all forget to use those names. Dogs are Brownie, Oreo, BerBer, Rhea, Tyson, Inday ("younger girl" .. not ours, but stays here usually), and Kokey ("alien/crazy" ... he is). Kokey's brother Panda got sick and died a while back. It's tough on puppies here they eat something they shouldn't, or pick a fight with something they shouldn't, and the next day it's over.

[Dauphin]

She lives the high life. Even gets her own Christmas stocking.

[Apocalypse]

Does it live in the house?
No, I adopted outdoor cats who live by me.

Does it eat people food (what %)?
Well they probably eat trash.

Is it allowed on furniture?
When people trash their furniture.

Is it allowed on the bed?
Sometimes people throw out mattresses.

Does it sleep under the covers?
No

Is it allowed in the kitchen when you cook?
No

Do you yell at your pet when it f*'s up?
It's perfect and doesn't **** up.

Do you smack your pet for a f* up?
WTF

Do you play with you pet?
Yes

What do you call your pet?
"meow" since they don't understand other language.