Rolling Coal: New idiotic trend among some redneck US conservatives?

[Lorizael]

I get low cost ******* behavior. I don't engage in it (much), but I get it. I don't get this.

Modifications to a vehicle to enable rolling coal may cost from $200 to $5,000.

[Elok]

Well, examine the thought process at work here:

"Damn EPA pukes can't tell me what to do!"
"This has a very small effect on your car's performanc--HACKHACK!"
"How you like that, you liberal ******?"
"C'mon, that's just obnoxious and antisocial."
"Where'd you learn them fancy words, college? That's what I thought, you ******!"

To a certain mentality, five large is a perfectly reasonable investment to allow your car to fart carcinogens in the faces of random passersby.

[Aeson]

Rolling people for kicks can be free ...

[Kidlicious]

Pissing off liberals is priceless.

[Lorizael]

Well, examine the thought process at work here:

"Damn EPA pukes can't tell me what to do!"
"This has a very small effect on your car's performanc--HACKHACK!"
"How you like that, you liberal ******?"
"C'mon, that's just obnoxious and antisocial."
"Where'd you learn them fancy words, college? That's what I thought, you ******!"

To a certain mentality, five large is a perfectly reasonable investment to allow your car to fart carcinogens in the faces of random passersby.

I guess. I mean, the thought process I was imagining is...

THINGS TO DO TODAY

1. Buy groceries.

2. Get flowers for wife.

3. Spend a good chunk of money modifying my vehicle for the express purpose of pissing off people who may be liberal ******s.

4. Pick up kids from school.

[NICE MOBIUS]

I don't think that's the sort of person that would voluntarily get flowers for the wife...

[Proteus_MST]

I agree ...
"Get ammo for my shotgun/rifle"
or
"Get a large steak for my dog"

sounds more fitting to such a person than "Get flowers for wife"

[Elok]

Not necessarily. I mean, in the case of the people in the video you posted in #3, yes; it doesn't take a master's in psych to guess that people who say "hey look at this sexually attractive woman get blasted with my automotive bukkake HA" have issues with the fairer sex (though possibly I'm being unfair to these rednecks, as I watched with the sound off for fear of teaching my son the C-word).

But it's possible to seethe with mindless rage towards a good section of the population and still have tender feelings for members of your own tribe. That's how it used to work among actually tribal communities, after all. You put in a hard day's work massacring the women and children of your enemies after you catch them unguarded, then come back home, crack open a Fermented Coconut Juice Lite, and tell fine stories about your bravery to your admiring wife and children.

[dannubis]

"Get beer so I can get drunk and beat up my wife."

[Kidlicious]

That didn't take long

[Elok]

Are you a lightweight, or is the liquor store just close to home?

[rah]

I hear VW has done this modification to all of it's cars.

[NICE MOBIUS]

I can't believe they thought they could get away with something like this!

[rah]

The fact that they did for so long is what disturbs me the most.

[Kidlicious]

VW: **** liberals, let's beat our wives!