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What atrocities should we remember and how often and with what intensity should we remember them?
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Originally posted by loinburger View PostHow much work would it be to find the culprit through IP checking or whatever and give them a suitable punishment, e.g. a post count reduction (I don't think we've had one of those handed out in, what, five years? I think we're due for one)
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Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave View PostHere is a list of Generally Accepted Mourning Multipliers:
Country; Factor
Israel; 1,000,000,000
USA; 309,349,689
UK; 1,000,000
Canada, Australia, NZ; 101,010
Germany, Nordics, Austria, Switzerland; 100,000
Benelux; 66,666
Saudi Arabia; 50,000
France; 25,000
Italy, Spain; 10,000
Baltics; 5,000
Poland; 2,500
Czech Republic, Eastern Europe; 1,000
Columbia; 50
Mexico; 43
South America; 42
Western part of Ukraine; 25
Balkans (without Greece); 1
Japan; South Korea 0.5
Eastern Part of Ukraine; 0.25
Greece;Turkey 0.125
China; East Asia 0.1
India; South Africa 0.01
Pakistan, Central Asia, Middle East/North Africa in general; 0.001
Afghanistan, Iraq, Russia; 0.000,000,003,232,587
Syria, Libya; 0.000,000,000,1
Mid/Central Africa; 0
Iran; North Korea; Palestine; √(-1)
It's like Russia. In reverse.
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perhaps it is the capital of south carolina?
though the mourning multiplier (i almost typed "morning" in protest of unnecessary u's) would be high for white victims
x10 if blonde hair
x20 if blue eyes
x100 if named "Hailey", "Taylor" or "Payton"To us, it is the BEAST.
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Originally posted by N35t0r View PostIs this British Columbia in Canada, or the District of Columbia?Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"
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Originally posted by Sava View Postperhaps it is the capital of south carolina?
though the mourning multiplier (i almost typed "morning" in protest of unnecessary u's) would be high for white victims
x10 if blonde hair
x20 if blue eyes
x100 if named "Hailey", "Taylor" or "Payton"No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.
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If we assume that the goal of remembering atrocities is to never repeat them then we would only need to remember the first one. (most atrocities are virtually identical in their core.)
If the goal of remembering is not to forget to kill at least as many as the "others" killed that one time then we should remember as many as possible.Quendelie axan!
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I guess the first atrocity would symbolically be Cain killing Abel (or more likely Thog killing Ugg)
"Thog and Ugg?You're racist against cavemen." Oh yeah? Well calling them cavemen is racist against the paleolithic people who didn't live in caves, so **** you!!!
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Speaking of paleolithic racism, why were't there any black characters on The Flintstones??? "Well we wouldn't really expect a lot of paleolithic communities to have mixed ethnicities given the difficulty of travel..." Nope, racism!!!
Also, the Flintstones didn't really live in caves, they lived in houses made out of solid rock - it's like they found a big ass mountain and chiseled away 99.9% of it and wound up with a bunch of rock homes.
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Originally posted by Sava View PostTaylor and Payton are gender neutral enough
but throw in... i dunno, Preston and Bradley?
I am not talking about the names.Last edited by The Mad Monk; September 15, 2015, 15:27.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.
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