Record Sponge

[Uncle Sparky]

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-34177107

Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch

The Queen has thanked well-wishers at home and overseas for their "touching messages of kindness" as she becomes Britain's longest-reigning monarch.

Speaking in the Scottish Borders, the 89-year-old monarch said the title was "not one to which I have ever aspired".

At 17:30 BST she had reigned for 23,226 days, 16 hours and approximately 30 minutes - surpassing the reign of her great-great-grandmother Queen Victoria.

David Cameron said the service the Queen had given was "truly humbling".

Dressed in turquoise with her trusty black handbag at her side, the Queen spoke briefly to the gathered crowds earlier.

"Inevitably a long life can pass by many milestones - my own is no exception - but I thank you all and the many others at home and overseas for your touching messages of great kindness," she said....

Her estimated personal net worth is over 1/2 billion $US. This does not include properties ...

a large portfolio of land and property now worth $15 billion, which includes most of the U.K.’s seabed, Regent Street in London and Buckingham Palace –

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Sure, she seems like a nice person. Let her keep her personal portfolio and the corgis, and let her buy a nice flat.
Her grandsons seem to be making a decent living in the military.
End the dole for the top .001%!!

[ZEE]

I am putting a poast in this thrade so I can have the top 6 poasts in the forum.

Also Uncle Sparky has big man-boobs.

[loinburger]

Record Spooge

This stupid website says that a man in a semen study was able to ejaculate 3.7207 fluid ounces of semen after a few days of abstinence, which is pretty impressive but oddly accurate. Sure enough, the actual study lists the maximum at 11ml or .37 fluid ounces (dropping the extra insignificant figures), which is disappointing. I'm willing to believe that the first article just did a horrible job of unit conversion as opposed to intentionally upping the semen volume by an order of magnitude.

[Sava]

royals and the descendants of royals should be treated as we would hitler and his crew

they may very well be the worst family in the recentish human (5k years) history

**** her **** her family

they should forfeit all assets to the state

it's too bad we treat tyrants with kid gloves these days

[Lorizael]

Savaism: the belief that life and death decisions should be made by Sava, not dictators.

[Sava]

fucken a

[The Mad Monk]

Unless her family killed 10% of the world population at the time, and can claim a half a percent of the world population as direct descendants, I doubt very much that they are the worst in the past 50 centuries.

[OneFootInTheGrave]