I'm just a piece of crap, but I like it here.

[MrCrap]

MrCrap says aloha to everyone here! I must say, some down right toilet posters here. wonderful

[Dinner]

Something smells lIke poop.

[Proteus_MST]

Is your name Mister Hankey?

[Egbert]

This is a horrible DL. So bad that the OL should hang his head in shame.

[rah]

Really pathetic.

[Sava]

yes

[Thoth]

It is tempting to say that this is a really ****ty DL.

[rah]

I guess that's better than a really crappy DL

[MrCrap]

but yet you all had to pass by and take a sniff.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Is this Aladdin's lamp in the avatar?

[MrCrap]

I thought the flies would give it away. too bad this site does not support swipe and sniff.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Lazy flies all hovering above
The magistrate, he puts on his gloves
And he looks to the clouds, all pink and disheveled
There must be some blueprints
Some creed of the Devil inscribed in our minds

A hideous game vanishes in thin air
The vanity of slaves, who wants to be there?
To sweep the debris, to harness dead-horses
To ride in the sun, a life of confessions
Written in the dust