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    Man accidentally sends explicit pictures to his HR manager... twice

    A hapless lothario managed to do himself out of a job, when he accidentally sent explicit pictures to his new HR manager.

    According to the Chicago Tribune, a local company made a firm offer to a potential employee via text message, but the man somehow managed to mix up the number of the HR manager with that of a girl he was trying to seduce.

    When the woman ignored his initial advances, the man, perhaps thinking the intended target of his sexting had not (literally or figuratively) got the picture, decided to send a second snap of his genitals.

    And when she still didn't respond he made the mistake of calling her, exposing his identity to the HR manager, who called the police.

    "There was a conditional offer of employment made to this particular applicant," Michael Ruth, the police chief involved with the case, told the Tribune.

    "He texted the HR director and sent a nude photo of himself."

    The HR manager decided against pressing charges, but the man has since been warned by police to avoid any further contact with the woman in question - and he also lost out on that new job.

    "My understanding is they've rescinded the offer of employment," Ruth added.
    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a2925866.html


  • #2
    So his naked qualities were neither sufficient for the girl, nor for the job
    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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    • #3


      Hopefully it wasn't a job in technology.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        Chicago

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        • #5
          should've sent them to bob down in payroll

          might've gotten a raise
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            That was good for a laugh and a momentary quick reminder! It sucks when one hits the wrong link and zips off that awesome pic to the wrong person! Seeing that phones Displays are getting bigger again, I am sure it happens more often than most would reveal!

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            • #7
              So this was Ming, right?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                Wow...

                Just...

                Wow...

                And this is why sending pictures like that is just stupid.
                I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                  So this was Ming, right?
                  He hasn't denied that it was him.....
                  Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                  I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Thoth View Post
                    He hasn't denied that it was him.....
                    And neither have you
                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ming View Post
                      And neither have you
                      No need. I don't live in Chicago.
                      Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                      I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                      • #12
                        All Chicago posters are suspect!

                        But not Sava, because no one would think that Sava would ever get a conditional offer of employment
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          My next job is retirement, so it obviously wasn't me.

                          Of course this could lead to retirement.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #14
                            Early retirement .
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #15
                              If they would offer me a package to retire.
                              I'd be happy to send them a picture of my package.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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