What are your national innates?

[Elok]

Inspired by commentary from the Zimmerman thread. Suppose real life were transformed into an old-school RPG, with dice rolls and everything. What would your country/race/other personal identifier's innate bonuses be? Please only do things pertaining to yourself, at least initially, to keep this from turning ugly.

For example, Americans might get:

+5 to Firearms Handling
+2 HP per level, +10 cold resistance (obesity)
-2 agility, -10 heat resistance (obesity)
Pays 25% more for healing potions, gets 25% less healing from them
Persuasion/charisma bonus from global media control
+3 to initiative
Vulnerable to Mind Control