Haiku Association

[ZEE]

They flap in the wind
Uncle Sparky's big man-boobs
Jiggle and wiggle.

[Gertrude]

Haiku, it's easy

Only five and then seven

Then another five...

I looked up a more detailed explanation, and I learnt something.

http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-haiku-poems.html

[NICE MOBIUS]

Very interesting!

I would suggest that the purely hypothetical subject of Uncle Sparky's man-boobs is another way of looking at the very nature of existence...

[webMAN]

I might be for real
or just a double login
you can not be sure

[ZEE]

They bounce and wobble
The boobs of Uncle Sparky
Too big for his shirt.

[MrCrap]

the last post smells bad
like a large steaming crap pile
where is the shovel

[The Mad Monk]

Dear old MrCrap

Reminds me of Sergeant Schlock

Mostly appearance

[ZEE]

I am poasting here
so I can have the top five
Poasts in the forum.

[My Hubby Loves Civ]

Woe to all posters,
When I go to bed early,
Hubby turns to you.

[giblets]

Pitiful sex life
drives old ****** to madness.
Elok is a nerd.

[My Hubby Loves Civ]

Patience is silence,
Integrity has morals,
Peace and love triumphs.

[My Hubby Loves Civ]

Frustration is high,
when Poly posts need review,
I hate re-typing!

[Dinner]

the last post smells bad
like a large steaming crap pile
where is the shovel

Well, MOBIUS started this thread so maybe it is sheep poop.

[My Hubby Loves Civ]

Seeking to escape,
Grandsons, noisily at play,
Grandma seeks solace.

[-Jrabbit]

Thought I would tune in
To see what percentage of
thread posts are haiku.