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    Man Given Eight-Inch Bionic Penis After Losing Use Of Genitals In An Accident

    A 43-year-old man who lost the use of his genitals at the age of six has been given a “bionic penis.” The new device, which is 20 centimeters (eight inches) long, uses fluids from an implant in his belly to inflate two tubes along its length. It is controlled by a button on his scrotum.

    Mohammed Abad from Edinburgh, Scotland, lost the use of his penis in a tragic accident as a child when he was hit by a car and dragged for 180 meters (600 feet). Three years ago, doctors began using skin grafts from his arm to create a new penis for him, which has finally been attached after an 11-hour operation at University College London.

    "When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button," Abad told The Sun. "When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practising."

    Abad can now achieve an erection for the first time since the accident. The new appendage should also apparently allow him to start a family. Abad lost his left testicle in the accident, but his other is still functioning

    It is the first such bionic penis, but in March this year, an unidentified South African man became the recipient of the world’s first successful penis transplant. The 21-year-old had lost his penis after a circumcision went wrong. In June, it was announced that he was to become a father thanks to the operation.
    http://www.iflscience.com/health-and...itals-accident

    An on/off button would certainly be pretty cool.

  • #2
    The 21-year-old had lost his penis after a circumcision went wrong.
    For some reason, that made me laugh. I'm obviously a terrible person.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      Well, the only new thing seems to be the ability to father children with it.

      Aside from this it sounds exactly like the thing that Female to Male Transsexuals get after their operation
      (in "Lets dance", the german version of "Dancing with Stars", we had such a person ... Balian Buschbaum ... a female athlete who became male ... the "button" to get erections was the object of continued inquisition by the female presenter in the show )

      I guess the more important question is ... does het get feelings in his bionic penis ... if not, maybe he better should use a strapon dildo, like (some) lesbians
      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by rah View Post
        For some reason, that made me laugh. I'm obviously a terrible person.
        I've heard of it happening during infant circumcisions but I didn't know it also happened to adults.

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        • #5
          regardless of one's opinion on circumcision, can we just agree that getting it done as an adult is a bad idea?

          excusing medical necessity, of course
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            He could have lost the penis shortly after birth and only had a new one attached now that he is 21.
            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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            • #7
              Originally posted by pchang View Post
              He could have lost the penis shortly after birth and only had a new one attached now that he is 21.
              According to the continuative link in the article, he underwent the circumcision when he was 18
              (and even had been sexually active before this time ... guess that makes it much sadder ... knowing exactly what you now cannot do anymore due to the loss of the penis )
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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              • #8
                "When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button."
                If only...
                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                • #9
                  just find the damn on button

                  i'm mature so i can't say much else

                  but if i wasn't mature, i'd say something like just suck her tits

                  always has worked for me with nearly every partner

                  but then again, there isn't anything that hasn't worked
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    I think he was more thinking that hitting the on button would make those tits available.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11


                      Interesting that they gave him 8 inches...

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                      • #12
                        It might not be eight inches if you only measure the part that's protruding from his body

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rah View Post
                          I think he was more thinking that hitting the on button would make those tits available.
                          ah

                          is that second base? i forget

                          if one is having problems getting to second base with one's partner... maybe finding the on button isn't the biggest problem?
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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