Thank You :angry:

[Wiglaf]

Posting on Apolyton has helped me realize that I am fortunate in many ways: unlike many posters here, for example, I'm not completely retarded, know how to use emoticons , and am relatively wealthy. I've taken great pleasure in learning that some of this site's biggest *******s have the worst jobs (Mr. Fun masturbating to Abe Lincoln in public libraries, Asher hawking SMART boards to retarded public school districts that can't figure out how chalk works, Nikolai apparently taste testing every fried food item on the market). All thanks to this site I also now know not to give out my credit card to random old ladies who I crash my car into, or to put a condom on my dog anymore.

I don't really post here anymore, and I rarely compliment people, but I wanted to let you all know that the site has also given me a lot of very useful outlets for when I feel like I do now: alienated, confused and spiraling out of control with recurring thoughts of suicide. I have OCD, depression and bipolar disorder. I have linked this thread in an email I plan to send out to friends and family so that they can be amused by this account I never told them about. But really I wanted to let you know I appreciate the community for the help it has given me to this point.

[Sava]

Wiglaf

[SlowwHand]

You still need a lot more help.

[Wiglaf]

You still need a lot more help.

I'm neurotic but not psychotic -- I know exactly how crazy I am, which is both a blessing and a curse. You, on the other hand, have admitted on here to porking an ugly girl in a freight elevator, which is far more embarrassing than being bipolar and suicidal.

[SlowwHand]

The freight elevator sure sticks in your mind.

[DaShi]

Posting on Apolyton has helped me realize that I am fortunate in many ways: unlike many posters here, for example, I'm not completely retarded, know how to use emoticons , and am relatively wealthy. I've taken great pleasure in learning that some of this site's biggest *******s have the worst jobs (Mr. Fun masturbating to Abe Lincoln in public libraries, Asher hawking SMART boards to retarded public school districts that can't figure out how chalk works, Nikolai apparently taste testing every fried food item on the market). All thanks to this site I also now know not to give out my credit card to random old ladies who I crash my car into, or to put a condom on my dog anymore.

I don't really post here anymore, and I rarely compliment people, but I wanted to let you all know that the site has also given me a lot of very useful outlets for when I feel like I do now: alienated, confused and spiraling out of control with recurring thoughts of suicide. I have OCD, depression and bipolar disorder. I have linked this thread in an email I plan to send out to friends and family so that they can be amused by this account I never told them about. But really I wanted to let you know I appreciate the community for the help it has given me to this point.

Glad to help. I sell smut and live in an apartment smaller than your garage.

[Egbert]

I am also glad to have helped.

I am completely retarded.

[Egbert]

I'm neurotic but not psychotic -- I know exactly how crazy I am, which is both a blessing and a curse. You, on the other hand, have admitted on here to porking an ugly girl in a freight elevator, which is far more embarrassing than being bipolar and suicidal.

Why are you so prejudiced towards elevators?

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I have finally discovered Wiggy's secret identity:

[Alexander's Horse]

It's always life affirming to find out there are people out there crazier than you are and somehow coping/functioning. Glad we could help Wiggy

[Egbert]

OT is a very supportive and helpful forum.

It was nice of Wiggy to thank us for all our help.

[SlowwHand]

ALSO, I never said the freight elevator girl was ugly.

[Dinner]

Please don't kill yourself Wiggy. You have decades of trolling and wigging out ahead of you.

[Dinner]

I have to admit I always thought Wiggy was Kuci.

[Sava]

Kuci was not even toilet trained when Wiglaf joined?