Recent meals that you did not enjoy (Food thread)

[Egbert]

Have you had any meals lately that were memorable? For the wrong reasons.

I thought I might buy, and eat, a tin of Spam.

I did not enjoy it at all. I ate the lot however all the while I battled an almost overwhelming temptation to fling it in the bin. I had to constantly remind myself that one should not, must not, waste food.

I succeeded in eating it all without regurgitation. An astonishing achievement given my level of culinary satisfaction.

Must not eat Spam again. Must not.

And you?

[kentonio]

Did you fry it first? Fried spam is awesome, raw spam is an abomination.

[Egbert]

It was raw, straight out of the tin. It was a spicy variety of Spam.

I simply do not want to eat Spam again. LOL

If I had some HP sauce I could have smothered it.

[kentonio]

Seriously try frying it, it becomes bacon-eque. Totally different texture and taste.

[Egbert]

Not going near it again. It is not cheap for a processed meat.

I could get fresh mince for that price, and fry the mince.

Fritz, also called Devon, is a very cheap processed meat that tastes OK when fried and covered in HP sauce.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_(sausage)

[Thoth]

Everything tastes ok when fried and covered in HP sauce.

[pchang]

The wife made something out of "eye of the goat" beans. I did not like it.

[Aeson]

Dinner and drink snacks were terrible yesterday.

[BlackCat]

At least there wasn't any 6' pizza.

[SlowwHand]

I don't try new things anymore.
Spam isn't new, but none for me, though.

[Alexander's Horse]

I'm surprised McDonalds hasn't come up yet, although is that considered food?

[Egbert]

I'm surprised McDonalds hasn't come up yet, although is that considered food?

No. It is not "food".

[SlowwHand]

But spam is?

[self biased]