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  • The Labour Leadership Election

    as one or two of you may have noticed the labour party is having a leadership election following its poor showing at the last elections. the early favourite, chuka umunna, pulled out after discovering that people sometimes say unkind things about prospective leaders of political parties. another, mary creagh, threw in the towel after it emerged that nobody knew nor cared who she was.

    that left a distinctly uninspiring field with a solid continuity (read: road to nowhere) candidate, andy burnam, an arch-blarite oxygen thief, liz kendal, and yvette cooper, who is so uninteresting that i'm not going to say anything at all about her. that was until a number of labour MPs thought that it might be a good idea to include a left-wing candidate in the race, not because (m)any of them believe in such passé notions as socialism, but rather to have someone who gives the impression of a broad church and a full debate on the future of the labour party during the leadership election; someone to play the diane abbot role if you will.

    enter jeremy corbyn, the MP for islington north, and strong critic of almost everything that this government and the last (new labour) one stood for. he was seen as the perfect, and perfectly safe, outlet for all that crazy lefty talk that often starts after a tory victory. many MPs nominated him safe in the knowledge that he wouldn't trouble the sensible, mainstream candidates in their endless quest to not oppose for oppositions sake, to support tough measures on "welfare" or terrorism or rolling back human rights, and to find that sweet spot 0.001 inch to the left of the tory party where it won't frighten the right-wing press, fronted by the political equivalent of an x-factor semi-finalist, or whatever the **** else the current 2020 strategy is.

    except jeremy corbyn might. just. win. it. he's the most popular among local labour associations and one poll puts him in the lead with party members, 17% ahead of his nearest rival and winning even after second preferences are counted; his odds with the bookies have shortened a fair bit in recent weeks as well, though he's still third favourite.

    since all this happened, things have become very amusing. several MPs who nominated him have since expressed their regret, delivering yet another '**** you' to the left of the party, that is to say, a considerable proportion of the membership. various grandees have been scribbling furiously in the press warning people against doing something so silly as electing a socialist to lead the labour party. even war criminal tony blair has taken time out from whoring himself to say that he won't back any one candidate, and then spewing out vitriol against corbyn. there has even been talk of a palace coup if the unthinkable happens. nothing like destroying your party if it votes the 'wrong' way.

    it should be an interesting couple of months at any rate.
    Last edited by C0ckney; July 22, 2015, 20:22. Reason: i must proofread my posts
    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

  • #2
    Your Labour party sounds pretty similar to ours, in their me too-ism on populist "tough on..." measures. It's like the Anglosphere is gently drifting towards fascism. Sander's popularity in the US gives me hope, though.

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    • #3
      the centre-left is in crisis across europe too. they don't appear to have realised that if one lets the other side (which has the bigger guns in any case) choose the terrain, then one has pretty much lost before one has started.
      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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      • #4
        Another Labour MP said a Corbyn victory would cause deep unhappiness among the current shadow cabinet, and suggested that few would want to serve under him.
        Oh that's beautiful. Why the **** would Corbyn want any of them in his shadow cabinet?

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        • #5


          SENIOR Labour figures are urging up and coming MP Ed Miliband to stand for the party leadership.

          The group, understood to include former prime minsters Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, as well as Alan Johnson and Peter Mandelson, believe Miliband can rebuild the party’s support and appeal to middle England.

          The relatively unknown MP for Doncaster North is the younger brother of former foreign secretary David Miliband and was described by the Guardian earlier this year as ‘one to watch’.

          A source said: “He’s young, clever, incredibly charismatic and at the same time very down to earth. He also has some great policy ideas.”

          Another senior figure added: “We need to move forward. It’s not about recapturing the energy of New Labour, it’s about finding that fresh, distinctive voice that will inspire confidence in aspirational middle class voters.”

          Miliband refused be drawn on his intentions, but said: “I think I may be a bit too young and inexperienced, but I can’t deny that it would also be a great honour.

          “Plus, I have done it before.”


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          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by kentonio View Post
            Oh that's beautiful. Why the **** would Corbyn want any of them in his shadow cabinet?
            i'm starting to wonder what many of them fear more, him winning the labour leadership or him winning a general election.
            "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

            "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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            • #7
              I must admit that I am finding the whole labour leadership contest ****ing hilarious: 3 cardboard cutout ****wits that still obviously haven't figured out just why the SNP wiped them out in Scotland and frankly don't deserve to be in Labour, and Jeremy Corbyn telling it like it is...

              I honestly don't see why Labour can't revert to what it actually ****ing stands for, and why 'the opposition' can't figure out a decent strategy to sit back and watch the Tories **** themselves over between now and the next general election.
              "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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              • #8
                I honestly don't see why Labour can't revert to what it actually ****ing stands for
                They don't have a death wish ? Don't want to commit political suicide ? Want to have a chance of getting into no 10 ? etc.
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #9


                  They just betrayed their electorate by abstaining on the welfare bill the other day - clearly you have no clue as to what happened to them in Scotland either...

                  This is a hilarious interview on Sky News: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/pe...-10409895.html
                  "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                  • #10
                    clearly you have no clue as to what happened to them in Scotland
                    Well, why don't you visit Denmark and study the result of the last election
                    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                    Steven Weinberg

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                      Well, why don't you visit Denmark and study the result of the last election
                      what do you mean and how do you think it relates to british politics?
                      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
                        I must admit that I am finding the whole labour leadership contest ****ing hilarious:
                        i just saw the guardian. it appears that they've published about 75 anti-corbyn articles this week so far; i can smell the panic from here.
                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                        • #13
                          Graudian
                          Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                          GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                          • #14
                            Nobody cares.
                            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                            • #15


                              indeed
                              Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                              GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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