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  • Woman takes shortcut, gets stranded, gives birth, starts forest fire

    “I think Mommy just started a forest fire,” Pangborn recalled telling her daughter.

    I think we need to ban shortcuts.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    Not exactly the best decision s were made.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      I wonder if they're going to bother with charging her criminally for the fire.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #4
        I did not know bees liked placenta.
        Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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        • #5
          Oh, it's a trove, all right.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            Seriously though, ran out of fuel?
            Indifference is Bliss

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            • #7
              No joke, this is the second or third "took a shortcut, got stranded" story I've read this year alone.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                We should get auto manufacturers to install some kind of device to tell drivers how much fuel they have left...
                Indifference is Bliss

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                • #9
                  Doesn't matter when they don't know where the next fuel station is.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    We should get auto manufacturers to install some kind of device to tell drivers where they are and where the nearest fuel is.

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                    • #11
                      Now you're talkin'!
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        Wouldn't a gps serve that purpose?
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #13
                          Now there's an idea!

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                          • #14
                            It had to be Oerdin
                            Indifference is Bliss

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                            • #15
                              For some women, like Mrs Horse, this just sounds like a typical day, at least as she tells it
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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