Did Jesus ever have unintentional boners and wet drems etc., or were his genitals pretty much non-functional?

[Kidlicious]

So I'm not supposed to mock you for saying that you personally attacked me "for the greater good"? No, this requires a ceasefire - you stop posting things that are stupid and/or evil, and I'll stop mocking you for posting things that are stupid and/or evil. Problem solved!

I accept a ceasefire

[The Mad Monk]

That is pretty ****ed up. God must be a sadist to create a no win situation and then torture everyone for all eternity when they don't win.

No, he just needs to be very, very annoyed, and own the game.