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Prompted by MrFun's horrible thread. This is limited to humans, i.e. it excludes entities like the state of Texas. Let's say that somebody told you to go **** yourself, and you thought "hey, that sounds like a great idea!" - how would you go about doing this?
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I was told by a girl that her brother was so flexible he could fellate himself.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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A guy I used to know demonstrated that act to me and many others.Comment
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But that's sucking. Cloning FTW.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Why do dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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MrFun believes that unless you hate America you don't deserve to be saved from a flood.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Couple of questions:Originally posted by ricketyclik View Post
1. Do you mean he demonstrated that act to you and many other people, or that he demonstrated that act and many others to you? Or both?
2. Was he from Nantucket?Comment
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The former. Simultaneously, as in, there were a crowd of us present. I think he may have been drinking, but I'm not sure. He was a pretty crazy guy. But then, if you can suck your own dick it doesn't really matter, does it? Nothing does.Originally posted by Elok View Post
I'm trying to figure out the words to this particular limerick. Would you please post it?Originally posted by Elok View PostComment
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I always thought of it along the lines of "go **** yourself [up with whatever dangerous implement you can find]" ...Comment
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The version I'm familiar with is something likeOriginally posted by ricketyclik View Post
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my (something--ear?) was a *****, I'd **** it."
Consult internet for other versions, baby on shoulder here.Comment
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I prefer, "Know thyself", but in the biblical sense.There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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I like "engage in recursive acts of autonomous copulation."Comment
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Have you read Preacher, loin? That's what I picture.Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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I picture my dick folded up into my ass
That is the scenario for men.
For women, their clitoris swells and folds inside the vagina
Not perfect, but close enoughTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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