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  • The Indianapolis 500

    It takes more than Will Power to win it.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    Top 10 Things Needed to Win the Indy 500
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    • #3
      Nobody got it.

      Juan Pablo Montoya kissed the bricks and drank the milk in Indianapolis today, winning the 99th running of the Indy 500. Montoya was driving the No. 2 car for Team Penske, powered by Chevrolet. He last won the Indianapolis 500 in 2000.

      Will Power, in the No. 1 car, and Charlie Kimball, in the No. 83 car, made up the second- and third-place spots, respectively. For the last quarter of the race, it was a constant battle for first, second, and third, with Montoya, Dixon, Power, and Kimball changing spots over and over again.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #4
        NASCAR would be more interesting if it was more like Mariokart.

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        • #5
          Think of the turtles
          Indifference is Bliss

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
            Nobody got it.
            It still isn't funny.
            To The Hijack Police: I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I don't even own a computer.

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