Tricircumcision: What is your position?

[loinburger]

If one circumcision makes you Chosen By God, then three circumcisions must make you a friggin saint.

[Sava]

I stopped at a baker's dozen



diminishing returns and all

[Kidlicious]

This is why you aren't a cult leader.

[Sava]

yeah

i figured i already can get all the young nubile women to sleep with me

plus, insurance was starting to claim it wasn't medical

[Sava]

couldn't resist

[Lorizael]

Like, I guess if you have both sets of genitalia you could get two circumcisions. Not sure how'd you manage three, though.

[Sava]

Not sure how'd you manage three, though.

with a lot of ice and ibuprofen i would imagine

[Aeson]

Someday GM grown foreskins will be grafted onto all digits to increase sexual pleasure and AIDS transmission. (Since there will be a cure for AIDS by then, but the older generation will still get freaked out by memories of it ... it will be a cool to have had it.)

[Kidlicious]

We'll probably have three penises by then.

[giblets]

Like, I guess if you have both sets of genitalia you could get two circumcisions. Not sure how'd you manage three, though.

There's multiple forms of FGM.

[loinburger]

Like, I guess if you have both sets of genitalia you could get two circumcisions. Not sure how'd you manage three, though.

The first circumcision is foreskin removal, the second circumcision is taint removal (so you're both chosen and untainted harrrrrrr), and for the third circumcision you have a pair of googly eyes grafted to the skin above your penis so that it's impossible for somebody to give you a blowjob without laughing.