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    The other day I went into a local business called "Christian Arts and Crafts" () and so I went up to the guy at the checkout counter and said "hey buddy, you're a Christian right?" and he said "not really, I mean I was baptized and all but I haven't been to church in years..." and I said "well okay then, let me talk to the owners!" The checkout guy paged the back office and this short white lady comes out and says "hello can I help you?" and I say "yeah, you're a Christian right?" and the lady says "yes I am" and I say "well God isn't real!" and the lady says "oh my I had no idea" and so she immediately changed the name of the store to "God Isn't Real Arts and Crafts."

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    I enjoyed reading this thrade and I hoPe there will Be moar Poasts that I will enjoy reading in the future!
    The Wizard of AAHZ

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      Everyone in the store burst into applause.

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        Holy ****, Zombocom is still around?!
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          Originally posted by gribbler View Post
          Everyone in the store burst into applesauce.
          More interesting.
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
            Everyone in the store burst into adolescence.
            Indifference is Bliss

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              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                  Holy ****, Zombocom is still around?!
                  Sure, have you signed up for the newZletter?
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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