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****ting your pants on the train is pretty bad.
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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on ships the "product" is removed through a thunderous vacuum suck from the toilet so you have the impression that you took a dump and now the ship is sinking.
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My condolences to Sava. I utterly hate ****ting anywhere that isn't home.Indifference is BlissComment
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I have an appropriate amount of sympathy for anyone who suffers trauma from pooping.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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I poop in plenty of public restrooms - usually the one in my office building.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Wait.Originally posted by Sava View PostI had to poop at a public bathroom today.
I wanna say it has been at least 15 years since I have.
I hate pooping anywhere but my bathroom
Poop at or poop in?No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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You're gonna end up with bowels of Elvis.Originally posted by regexcellent View PostNo, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Public bathrooms mean you can go all out.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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also, i forgot to mention
the tip of my pee pee touched the inside of the bowl
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pretty sure i have aids nowTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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You should always use protection!
No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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What do you mean, now?Originally posted by Sava View Postalso, i forgot to mention
the tip of my pee pee touched the inside of the bowl
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pretty sure i have aids now“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Welcome to the big leagues!Originally posted by Sava View Post
I wanna say it has been at least 15 years since I have.
I hate pooping anywhere but my bathroom"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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One of the downsides of having an enormous schlong.Originally posted by Sava View Postalso, i forgot to mention
the tip of my pee pee touched the inside of the bowl
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pretty sure i have aids now
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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How did you get an open wound on your penis?Originally posted by Sava View Postalso, i forgot to mention
the tip of my pee pee touched the inside of the bowl
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pretty sure i have aids nowI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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