Is it wrong?

[Alexander's Horse]

To use the big office scissors for personal grooming tasks?

I just used them to trim a bandage on my little toe. Nearly lost a toe doing it because my chair moved...

[The Mad Monk]

Well, awkward maneuvering would be my one objection to it, but of course, you are now aware of that one.

[Alexander's Horse]

the only crime is getting caught

[spambot]

What do you need toes for?

[Alexander's Horse]

Standing on your head ben?

[spambot]

Ben? Ouch.

[Uncle Sparky]

I used office tools to give myself a Brazilian...

[Alexander's Horse]

I hope you didn't leave any hair for the office girl to find - or maybe you did

[regexcellent]

To use the big office scissors for personal grooming tasks?

I was expecting something a little bit more...downstairs when you said this.

[SlowwHand]

To use the big office scissors for personal grooming tasks?

I just used them to trim a bandage on my little toe. Nearly lost a toe doing it because my chair moved...

So this pretty much a rhetorical question?

[The Mad Monk]

Standing on your head ben?

That's not Ben, that's Giblets.

[Alexander's Horse]

So this pretty much a rhetorical question?

Not entirely, there is the question of whether I should leave the skanky bandage offcuts on the desk of the pretty girl whose scissors I borrowed, or indeed the blood splatter and severed toe in a worst case

Also should I thank her for the loan of her office supplies? I'm the boss so I can do whatever the hell I like - but that's no excuse for bad manners

[Aeson]

Be sure to have her fill out a TPS report and use the new cover letter ...

[SlowwHand]

A thank-you note would be nice.
Maybe some photo copies of your toe.
Did you use both sides of the bandaging? If not, she could restock the supply, if you return it.
If all else fails, just ask her.

[Alexander's Horse]

LOL