Have you ever wanted to be a goat?

[Bereta_Eder]

Driving up a mountain to attend a baptism in some remote monastery and pondering the amazing advances of hydroassisted steering wheel, there among the heavy florestation and tall trees was a wild pig.
Never saw one before.
Wild pigs are the new goats.

[N35t0r]

Goats are harmless. Wild pigs, not so much.

[Thoth]

There is no bacon on a goat.

[Bereta_Eder]

There also was a sign that there might be bears there but we didn't see any
the monastery was carved inside the stone on the top of a tall mountain in the 14th century.
it also had a large stone balcony with one of the most majestic views ever.
but no bears

[Bereta_Eder]

the godmother was a big breasted scarcily clad blonde with an extravagant hairdo who had to proclaim 3 times according to rite "I denounce satan", a scene I found to be pleasantly sureal.

[Bereta_Eder]

then the priest expressed wishes for the "newly illuminated" baby and then there was a big party on the town down by the mountain.
The SO pissed me off a bit because she was being hugely sarcastic of the whole scene, I feel her, but I kind of like those people, they are extended family and if they are not "Exactly" like us, that's not a big deal the world is large enough :/

[Thoth]

the godmother was a big breasted scarcily clad blonde

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Bereta_Eder]

I took pictures of the baby and the majestic mountain view.
I'm sure the SO was not jealous of any of the girls first because she knocks them out cold and also to me she's the most beautiful there is.
Maybe she felt uncomfortable becasue all the family was there and also because attrocious songs were played.
I also thought the songs were atrocious but they are my cousins. what can you do, you don't choose them.

[Bereta_Eder]

She understood she was kind of busting my balls and she said come on let's get up and dance but it was too late.
first I was really bummed out with her sarcasm second the songs were really awful

I mean we make fun of everyone and it's great fun but I kind of think that's my blood and we shouldn't. Then I kinda agreed with her too.

Then things got complicated because my mom heard some of the sarcasm and turned into an iceberg.

gdarn, we overdid it but it was fun among that onslaught of musical farse, but that does not mean I don't love my cousins come on.
But I felt like we shouldn't be doing it so much. We did cross some line. We do vitriolic sarcasm but we're good people.
I will atone myself with a big ass gift for the baby who I love.