Storm is raging

[Nikolai]

Sitting here, nipping to a small glass of aquavit and listening to Pet Shop Boys, I look out in the dark, where the storm is raging and it's just above zero C in the air. And I suddenly, desperately miss the summer. Evening breeze, just the perfect temperature and a relaxing time in the sunset. A cold Pepsi Max, or perhaps a glass of whisky.

Summer can't come fast enough. I'm getting tax money back in June too, so there's that.

That is all.

[The Mad Monk]

[kentonio]

Sitting here, nipping to a small glass of aquavit and listening to Pet Shop Boys

You've never sounded more manly than you do right now.

[Nikolai]

Well... You know.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

The Man Police are dropping hints that you should consider drinking some beer and starting up a chainsaw. Possibly watch a Chuck Norris video too.

[Nikolai]

Aquavit is quite manly, you know.

[Thoth]

listening to Pet Shop Boys

[self biased]

I know, right?

[Thoth]

merely reading those words made me cringe.

[self biased]

merely reading those words made me cringe.

I'd say more, but I fear that nikolai might take my light-hearted ribbing the wrong way.

[Nikolai]

I listen to all kinds of music. Pet Shop Boys have some great songs, as do heavy metal bands like Metallica or Lamb of God.

[N35t0r]

PSB

[Imran Siddiqui]

This story could have been better, so I re-wrote it.

Sitting here, while the sounds of the Pet Shop Boys echoed around me, I clutched a small glass of aquavit tightly. As I look out in the dark, I see the storm raging, as it's just above zero C in the air. And I suddenly, while furiously masturbating, I desperately miss the summer. And as the tears flow down my face, I think of the evening breeze and the perfect temperature and relaxing times in the sunset. As I climax in the midst of my racking sobs, I picture a cold Pepsi Max, or perhaps a glass of whisky.

Summer can't come fast enough. It definitely can't come as fast as I did thinking of it.

I'm getting tax money back in June too, so there's that.

Fin.

You are welcome.

[Nikolai]

[Lorizael]

The Man Police are dropping hints that you should consider drinking some beer and starting up a chainsaw. Possibly watch a Chuck Norris video too.

Chainsaws, winter, etc.