Sometimes I really worry that I'm losing my mind.

[Lorizael]

I occasionally trawl the forum archives for my posts about particular topics. Today I ran across this post of mine:

Heresson, I'd just like you to know that I had a rather painful and humiliating incident with a frog when I was a small child, so I may decide to randomly close your spam-filled threads.

Now, there's a chance I was just making some weird joke, but there's also I chance I had a rather painful and humiliating incident with a frog when I was a small child. And if that's the case, I've completely forgotten about it. wtf? This isn't the first time this has happened, either. Whenever I re-read old chat logs and the like, I find me talking about things from my past that I have no memory of now. I'm only 29, goddammit. My own past shouldn't feel so foreign to me. /me shudders.

[ZEE]

This thrade has the Potential to decide the next Presidental elecKtion with it's imPortance.

[Aeson]

Frogs procreate simply by ejecting sperm onto eggs, generally in water. This makes it very easy for frogs to sexually assault others, and they never will ask you first. This means if you've ever swam in a river or lake, you've likely been gang raped by frogs. I can see how that would be traumatic and lead to repressed memories.

[SlowwHand]

It's called getting older. Everyone gets "Huh?".

[The Mad Monk]

It was a dumb joke, of no consequence, so naturally you don't recall it. It happens to everybody, all the time. You probably don't even remember that humorous comment you made about a deer raping you last month.

[Uncle Sparky]

Is gang rape a joke? Really?

[kentonio]

Depends if its a gang of comedians.

[I AM MOBIUS]

Don't worry, Lori, I lost mine years ago - it's a real weight off my shoulders...

[Proteus_MST]

Frogs procreate simply by ejecting sperm onto eggs, generally in water. This makes it very easy for frogs to sexually assault others, and they never will ask you first. This means if you've ever swam in a river or lake, you've likely been gang raped by frogs. I can see how that would be traumatic and lead to repressed memories.

They can also do things with their tongue, that no other vertebrate can do

[Sava]

So wait, did frogs rape you or something?

[Lorizael]

It was a dumb joke, of no consequence, so naturally you don't recall it. It happens to everybody, all the time. You probably don't even remember that humorous comment you made about a deer raping you last month.

What really bothers me is that my memory is not foggy or indistinct, but simply filled with gaps. For example, I can perfectly recall a thread from maybe 8 years ago in which I defended the concept of necropheliac bestiality after a guy was arrested for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. I distinctly remember Slowwhand being none too pleased with my arguments (and the others on the pro **** dead deer side).

[Lorizael]

So wait, did frogs rape you or something?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

[rah]

So it begins and so it will continue.

[I AM MOBIUS]

Sloww is a big poopie head, to quote AAHZ...

[Lorizael]

So it begins and so it will continue.

If only it began when I was 29, but I don't remember when I started losing my memories!