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    Official: Americans **** gold!

    Gold in faeces 'worth millions'

    US researchers are investigating ways to extract the gold and precious metals from human faeces.The group identified gold in waste from American sewage treatment plants at levels which if found in rock could be worth mining.
    Why not cut out the middle man and mine it directly from the ass...?
    "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger
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    Yeah, we basically are the Lannisters of the world.
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      Indeed, an incredibly appropriate comment
      "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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      • #4
        Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
        Gold in faeces 'worth millions'



        Why not cut out the middle man and mine it directly from the ass...?
        ...and who better to mine it than the Welsh?
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          Damn it! Now everyone knows.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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            This has been going on for years in Japan. I'm not interested enough to google supporting articles...
            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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            • #7
              So if it tastes like crap it also tastes like gold?
              I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

              Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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