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  • #31


    In the beginning, the Earth was without form, and void.

    But the Sun shone upon the sleeping Earth and deep inside the brittle crust massive forces waited to be unleashed.

    The seas parted and great continents were formed. The continents shifted, mountains arose. Earthquakes spawned massive tidal waves. Volcanoes erupted and spewed forth fiery lava and charged the atmosphere with strange gases.

    Into this swirling maelstrom of Fire and Air and Water the first stirrings of Life appeared: tiny organisms, cells, and amoeba, clinging to tiny sheltered habitats.

    But the seeds of Life grew, and strengthened, and spread, and diversified, and prospered, and soon every continent and climate teemed with Life.

    And with Life came instinct, and specialization, natural selection, Reptiles, Dinosaurs, and Mammals and finally there evolved a species known as Man and there appeared the first faint glimmers of Intelligence.

    The fruits of intelligence were many: fire, tools, and weapons, the hunt, farming, and the sharing of food, the family, the village, and the tribe. Now it required but one more ingredient: a great Leader to unite the quarreling tribes to harness the power of the land to build a legacy that would stand the test of time:

    a CIVILIZATION!
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    • #32

      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #33
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #34
          "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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          • #35
            HOLY **** I always thought his name was "Nimroy", with an r, and I only just noticed it's actually "Nimoy".

            Anyway, RIP
            DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
              HOLY **** I always thought his name was "Nimroy", with an r, and I only just noticed it's actually "Nimoy".
              That makes you a "nimrod" with a d.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #37
                While calling him that is supposed to be an insult, it's actually a compliment.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #38
                  It was mostly just intended to be clever, because nimoy->nimroy->nimrod. But if you want to argue that nimrod is not an insult because it didn't use to be, then you're kind of gay.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #39
                    In a merry way, I take it Lori?
                    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                    Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                    • #40
                      Naw, I just mentioned it because I used it to insult people for quite a few years before I actually looked up what it meant. And was obviously surprised by it,
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #41
                        (I knew vaguely that it had some other meaning but couldn't recall the details. You made me google it, so )
                        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • #42
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                          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by rah View Post
                            While calling him that is supposed to be an insult, it's actually a compliment.
                            Like people who have a meteoric rise. i.e., Crashing down to earth.
                            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post

                              Kiazi's Children, their faces wet.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #45
                                Wasn't that from TNG?
                                "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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