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The trick to getting your threads to stay on the first page is to create a lot of them. I will be offering a free workshop as part of my ongoing web comedy series.
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I'm pooping now. Literally squeezing it out of my butt as I type. I'm doing my best to document the experience. I've never done that. Ooh, slightly poking out like a turtle.
Because this part of the world has turned into the planet Hoth, I also brought in a space heater. There is nothing quite like pooping at 3am in the dead of winter while having the heat blow on you full blast. I'm tempted to say it is heavenly.
My arm hurts a little. I think I have been overworking my forearms. Normally I would put a naughty smiley after that, but I have not masturbated for more than two weeks. I believe that is a personal record.
What is the longest you have gone without punching the kangaroo?
Random:
I'm pooping now. Literally squeezing it out of my butt as I type. I'm doing my best to document the experience. I've never done that. Ooh, slightly poking out like a turtle.
Because this part of the world has turned into the planet Hoth, I also brought in a space heater. There is nothing quite like pooping at 3am in the dead of winter while having the heat blow on you full blast. I'm tempted to say it is heavenly.
My arm hurts a little. I think I have been overworking my forearms. Normally I would put a naughty smiley after that, but I have not masturbated for more than two weeks. I believe that is a personal record.
What is the longest you have gone without punching the kangaroo?
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