the most awesome thing is about to happen to me

[-Jrabbit]

A couple weeks ago, in the Scott Walker thread...

I have fun speculating about everyone's carnal activities (or at least their attempts at carnal activities). It's one of my main reasons for reading this site.

You should start a blog about your speculations and findings.

You could call it Poly Amory.

No doubt pchang is among the many here living vicariously through this, while simultaneously regretting he didn't actually start said blog.

[Aeson]

So did the real-doll also get invited?

[Sava]

Not yet. I turned her crate around because when we smoked weed in the closet, it was creepy to have her staring at us

[Lorizael]

Pity Sex is still Sex

The writing chick I'm trying to bang called me "dear" tonight, but that was mostly because she was expressing pity because I'm in so much goddamn pain. Maybe I can get pity sex.

[N35t0r]

Just ask her to be gentle.

[FlameFlash]

So... how does this process even work biologically?

Wait... nevermind... don't answer that...

[Imran Siddiqui]

I think in celebration of your accomplishment your avatar should have two asses.

[Sava]

[Dr Strangelove]

Are you sure your GF didn't invite her friend along just to keep your little man where he belongs? It's a common strategy amongst women, invite a bodyguard along so Randy doesn't get too randy.

[FlameFlash]

Given what happened it seems the randiness increased rather than was held in check.

[Sava]

Our "friend" was just some random chick I met on OKC

[pchang]

I thought woman #1 was a random chick you met on OKC.

[Sava]

well

yeah

[self biased]

gawd, Pchang, try to keep up with the narrative.

[Sava]

Srsly