I have cracked the code!

[Pekka]

Several codes in fact: first one, how not to lose a job. Well... this be easy. What? So.... you're downsizing me because... obviously I've had brain cancer? How does HR feel about that, my performance has been up to par. Should I discuss this with them or the both of us?
Solved. Forever.

Woman code is more complicated, yet super effective. All you need is a kid or two. Now, make friends with other moms. Invite their kids to play and give them a free night. Now... NOT THOSE MOMS! But... Moms have lots of friends... and they will do the talking FOR you. They know this good guy... he is a gentleman, with kids, too. So nice. He always invites our kids and they all love him so much. They do art work, play around, make food, laugh, and he is always so pleasant with us parents, too. If you're looking for a man, he is the one. This will get you like... 10 extra lives, you can totally screw up a date or two and get a second and a third chance. There's nothing like a woman hooking oyu up with their friends. No mom will say no when you hint that you're kind of looking for someone in your life... someone nice. How tired you are with these young ladies... how maybe a single mom would such a blessing, wit hall the house to yourself and extra time to have fun with the kids of the block...
Solved. Forever.

This is so much better than internet dating. Why? Because a mom will know what you want, what you are into. If not, you just tell them! You say you like sports, you go to the gym every day, what ever, perhaps someone who will join you, someone who likes to swim, run, anything and that's a code for "no fat chicks". Add how positive you are adn that's a code for "no depressed chicks" and you're not looking for women who are not professionals, an obvious code for "must have income". etc. And moms have lots of friends. Lots of single friends. Lots of just divorced friends. They won't give you the psycho ones because they honestly like you. And they trust their kid(s) with you. They would never want to mess that one up. They only send the good women. And the good women know to give you a chance even if they normally wouldn't.

BOOM, That's how the world REALLY works. Money and love, right there. Thank you. Forget the NLP peacock idiots, they're just young ones who don't know how to network. And that the power of influence is not how you look or how you act, but who you know and what the message about you is. Consider this. You're fresh out of high school/college, you've got great grades and you are good looking, eager and passionate. OR you are semi everything, OK but not great... however... you've got a nice letter of recommendation from Obama. Who wins? Easy.

[Berzerker]

sounds like you're on the prowl

[Pekka]

Kind of yeah... this super hot mom is bringing her kid to our place, and her being hot is beside the point, the point is she has lots of hot friends. Many of them are single for sure. She trusts her kids to me. That's HUGE trust. Also, she's new to the neighbourhood. I will be their (including the husband of course) first friend. With no agenda except introduce me to your friends, too! I'm still building rapport.. First, and this takes time, I actually have to be friends. And it has to be real too... none of that superficial crap either. Or you'll get the psychos. Besides, it's good to have new friends. I've got a big yard, and so do they. It will be nice to hang out, have a cup of coffee, do some BBQ, maybe a beer with the man or drinks with the ladies. That's how it works! Besides, it's only win-win because our kids can be friends and should be friends, they live like... 3 houses down, we are practically neighbours. I just realised this after I invited their kid to my place, because I wanted the kid to have friends in here. I know she has 0 friends and I kind of feel bad about that...she's totally normal, upbeat kid. I asked my kids if they'd want her here and they were excited. So of course we invited her to come. It was only afterwards that I realised the woman code was cracked. But that's how history is made, right? By a series of accidental crackings of the code. No one knew at the beginning what life will bring about or the advances we will make, it just came about. And that happened today.

We just made one little girl and her parents happy. She got her first, not one friend, but two friends. And our kids made one more friend. And I think this will lead to us being friends and they will make their first neighbourhood friend. And they will pimp their best friends as a result to me, and it's only positive

[Pekka]

Seriously. This is how people work. Obviously if you like someone, you want the best for them. Wouldn't you do the same? Yes you would, if you could. And she can, and she will. Probably not tomorrow, but when the time is right. I'll make all the moms in this neighbourhood do the talking for me. It'll be like "There's this one man, the man to rule them all!" and women will be fighting over me in no time. Who knows, I might be too busy doing my handstand progressions to pay much attention to that fuzz.

To be frank, my cousin told me today (a woman) when I said that I'd like to meet a woman with only 1 criteria. Sane. Not insane, just sane. Sane and stable. She said yeah, but it's no wonder I attract all the loonies. I'm obviously too kind, I even look kind! I will post a picture of me some day so you will see. I will post a picture of me strangling this other dude into total submission to make clear I am undefeated though. But I look kind, I am kind. That apparently attracts insane women, who look to exploit the situation. But, a good friend would send me a woman who is sane, not insane. A stable woman. I would not be an *******, because I'm not an *******. However, it's always a good thing to ask, even when you are interested in a woman if she has any friends, because you'd like to meet nice ladies.. because 1) she will say yes and you will meet nice ladies or 2) you see she was interested in you, and is now disappointed, and now you make your move to make her happy. That's another code, just cracked it for you! Solved.

Women are not looking for solutions either, just you nodding and saying yes, I hear you... so... what do you think about that? More nodding.... and how does that make you feel? ... more nodding.... right.. so that's how you feel, but what do you THINK about that? ... never ending nodding... then finally.. OK but what do YOU want? BOOM. Solved. Quick psycho therapy I fele like I've known you forever. I've got it down, so now I've got time to do other stuff.

[Fake Boris]

wtf pekka

[N35t0r]

Pekka: defeating life, one step at a time.

[Dinner]

Pictures of the moms please.

[regexcellent]

Pekka: defeating life, one step at a time.

He's already defeated death so many times, that's the only opponent left.

[FlameFlash]

He's already defeated death so many times, that's the only opponent left.

[Pekka]

True. Life is but a big boss (LVL 10), just d20 and see what happens.

In any case, I discovered yet another great asset in my search for women. Let me be more precise. I'm not looking for women, as in let's go out and have sex. Not at all. That would not require outlandish schemes like this. Only shower, go out, talk, etc. This are fairly outlandish. Of course I enjoy making it outlandish. But I'm looking for that very special one, and not anyone will just do. No. Now they have to be a good match for me as well, not just the other way around.

So... I will place my trust with good women, who will do their bidding for me. Once I have enough of these little helpers, I guarantee one gem will arise.

Back to the special asset. I have not, yet, activated her, but I'm finally making friends with this great girl @ work, she's very much fun, intelligent, huge personality and very much lesbian. Out of the closet one. She is great fun though. Her as a wingman would probably be great. They know the whole lesbo scene, of course I'd need a straight woman (or bi), but usually they'd have a vast social circle thing going on, from which lots of women are non-lesbians. AND, if a REAL lesbian likes a guy as in he's a good guy, that's a great reference.

Basically I'm an exciting and promising start up that already hit its first downfall and dragged their for a while, only to come out stronger and is now looking for the second wind, new investors. Acquired few talents and a great mentor. That's how I am today in these markets, and I'm just recruiting more human sensors to spread out the portfolio. They're all intelligent, and as sales people, they already have their own networks, and they are into using it to please me.

Yes. This will work.

My soon to be block of moms plus lesbian friends will bring about this huge amount of potential love interest. This can't even fail! This is the ultimate vouching system. They see me rollin' soon. moms to the left, lesbos to the right.

[rah]

I would not use the term "lesbos" in public. It would probably undo a lot of the good will you've generated.

[N35t0r]

He probably talks in finnish to them

[DaShi]

Pekka is an immortal to join the likes of Santa Claus, Abraham Lincoln, Alex Trebek, and Stephen Colbert. Say hi to Stephen for us. Tell him we miss him.

[Bereta_Eder]

I got my moms' to the left
My lesbos to the right
I'm da supercitizen
Never run from a fight

Ya lookin at me
Never back down
Ask me once
and I'll wear the crown

We got something goin on
with some polite friend
keep da crazies out
I'm not here to bend

So take a number
and stand in line
the supercitizen
will treat you right

[Pekka]

I got my moms' to the left
My lesbos to the right
I'm da supercitizen
Never run from a fight

Ya lookin at me
Never back down
Ask me once
and I'll wear the crown

We got something goin on
with some polite friend
keep da crazies out
I'm not here to bend

So take a number
and stand in line
the supercitizen
will treat you right

lol

rah, the word lesbo carries no bad connotation in here. Lesbo is female gay. Homo is male gay. We don't have the equivalent of gay in here. Homo would be. So saying lesbo is totally fine. I talked to one today, she's fun, and she's helping me find a good woman.

So, today we got the whole thing with the mom bringing her kid here today. The strategy I talked about. Well... all I've got to say is that I have to check myself NOW because she is super hot and friendly. I knew she was hot and friendly before, and that's why I know she has hot friends and she'd sort of direct them to me, the cool dad in the block. But she was way cooler than I first thought. I don't blush, it's not what I do. But I was blushing like crazy and it was hot, I as very umcomfortable. I behaved in a way that I don't. Like she asked when "we moved in" and I answered "well it's actually jsut the 3 of us" meaning me and the kids. "I mean the kids are with me like half the month". That's NOT an answer. I indicated I'm free. Totally inappropriate from my part. And it went directly to hell from that. I don't worry about it, I have strength and I'm not a cheater, it was done to me in the most treacherous way and I'm sick of it.

I was little bothered by the fact that she kept telling me how much she is home alone, on weekends and at night time especially. Well, still normal conversation. And it would not matter because I'd have to turn it down.

THEN she started talking how we can come over when ever we want, and that I could come over as well (when I don't have the kids), so we can hang out.

I'm troubled. OTOH she's nice and cool, and it plays perfectly into the whole strategy of becoming friendly and then she can introduce me to her friends. Perfectly. But then again.... she's so damn hot, she is liek a model, except like an excellent model that it's awkward. She is definitely like 10 levels above my league. ANd she's looking for friends too. In a way I don't want to turn her down as a friend because she's way too hot and cool. That would be awkward as well. So what's wrong? Nothing. I'd like to fool around with a woman like that, like any man would, but LIKE her, NOT her. I have to think her like a sister. No matter how hot, just not there. She can have friends though. And she didn't want to leave, when she came over, she was here like a good 30 minutes. When she came back, she was here for another good 30 minutes. Definitely in no hurry to leave. Talking how it will be summer soon and she could come here to hang out as well. Well, I did tell her first that she can bring her kid over any time she wants to, there's usually no one here anyway, except me. She might have taken that as a "this guy needs a friend, bad". Or "he's sending me signals, he's a sex machine!"

I don't knwo what to do. I should make it extremely clear that it's not that kind of a thing.

But man is she hot!!