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    Tips for a long life from a 100 year old lady




    Interview with Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky, 101 years old

    Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?

    Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

    Reporter: When do you drink water?

    Hattie: I've never been that sick.

    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
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    US Civil War veterans were still alive when she was born.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      Don't get injured. Have good genes.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        I wonder how many packs she smokes a day.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #5
          It looks like she had a low appetite in that picture.
          “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

          ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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          • #6
            Have you ever seen someone who is 100 and fat?
            We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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            • #7
              Not because she was'nt fat, but because she was holding a white wine.
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sava View Post
                US Civil War veterans were still alive when she was born.
                Given that the last one didnt die until 1956, that is undoubtably true.

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