Can I Crash With Someone Next Weekend In New York City?

[Wiglaf]

IT'S A LONG STORY BUT MY APARTMENT IS A CRIME SCENE (MY SIDEPIECE POURED BACON GREASE ON MY LEG AND I HAD HER TASERED) AND I AM HAVING MOVING TRUCKS COME FOR THE PURPOSES OF RELOCATING TO MIDTOWN I WOULD BUY BEERS TO COMPENSATE, OR READ A NOVEL TO YOU, AUDIOBOOKS ARE FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT FRIENDS LIKE ME

[Egbert]

Sorry, you can't crash with me in New York City.

I am not in New York City.

I hope this helps.

[Uncle Sparky]

I hope this also helps.

[Egbert]

Thankyou Uncle Sparky. That was helpful. I enjoyed listening to it.

[Sava]

if i lived in NYC, you would be welcome to stay with me, Wiglaf

[KrazyHorse]

I would help you, but I live in a zip code which does not welcome the homeless.

[Wiglaf]

How often do you have sex? We can make this work.

[Alexander's Horse]

DL now travel?