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    assuming time travel exists and one day a group of time adventurers start going to the past and bringing people forward to some sort of odd consumerist utopia (the whole country is a strip mall and every citizen gets money by way of basic income to spend... the whole goal of life is to buy things and spend money)

    assuming this world exists

    who is the first historical figure who would get their anus bleached at the mall?
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    Caligula. You know he'd be into that ****.
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    • #3
      what dead us president is most likely to start playing fantasy football?
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Your "future utopia" sounds an awful lot like Orange County, CA ... what with the strip malls, people living off government subsidies, and anus bleaching.

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        • #5
          maybe i'm just anticipating gta5's impending PC release
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sava View Post
            what dead us president is most likely to start playing fantasy football?
            Gerald Ford
            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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            • #7
              Since we are alive in a working universe, time travel cannot exist. With time travel, there would always be someone unhappy with their present who would want to go back in time and "fix" things. This would only stop when a "fix" destroyed the universe.
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pchang View Post
                Since we are alive in a working universe, time travel cannot exist. With time travel, there would always be someone unhappy with their present who would want to go back in time and "fix" things. This would only stop when a "fix" destroyed the universe.
                maybe the system is designed to be "read only"

                so to speak
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  How about a utopia of 1 billion people living off the slave labor of 4 billion people? We could have that right now!
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                  • #10
                    it would be better than the "utopia" we currently have where the whole world works to support the lifestyle of 80 or so people who contribute nothing to society
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
                      How about a utopia of 1 billion people living off the slave labor of 4 billion people? We have that right now!
                      Fixed.
                      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sava View Post
                        who is the first historical figure who would get their anus bleached at the mall?
                        Is Sava an historical figure?

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                        • #13
                          In the future he will be ...

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                            and speaking of assholes, i'm pink not brown... so the bleaching isn't really necessary
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sava View Post
                              what dead us president is most likely to start playing fantasy football?
                              Roosevelt.

                              Originally posted by Sava View Post
                              it would be better than the "utopia" we currently have where the whole world works to support the lifestyle of 80 or so people who contribute nothing to society
                              Damn Occupiers...

                              oh wait... 1%ers
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