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    Has anyone been sexually assaulted by a male stripper?
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

  • #2
    On the subject of penises, why are you such a dick?
    "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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    • #3
      Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
      On the subject of penises, why are you such a dick?
      It's a better reason than you have.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #4
        Hey Kid,

        Why haven't you joined IS yet, this is right up your street:

        Islamic State: Yazidi women tell of sex-slavery trauma

        I bet you'd love that.
        "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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        • #5
          A guide to slavery

          It seems that IS has, indeed, given out orders on the proper use of women as slaves.

          The group's Department of Research and Fatwas (religious edicts) has issued a pamphlet with the chillingly matter-of-fact title: "Questions and Answers on Taking Captives and Slaves".



          An IS pamphlet instructs fighters about sexual activity with female captives
          The document appears to be genuine. It was posted on an jihadist web forum and, apparently, given out after Friday prayers in Mosul.

          Christians, Jews and Yazidi women can all be taken as slaves, it says. Women can be bought, sold, and given as gifts; they can be disposed of as property if a fighter dies.

          The pamphlet's Q&A format includes the following:

          Question: Is it allowed to have intercourse with a female captive immediately after taking possession of her? Answer: If she is a virgin, her master can have intercourse with her immediately after taking possession. But if she is not, you must make sure she is not pregnant.

          Question: Is it allowed to have intercourse with a female slave who has not reached puberty? Answer: You may have intercourse with a female slave who hasn't reached puberty if she is fit for intercourse. However, if she is not fit for intercourse, it is enough to enjoy her without.

          It is a depraved and depressing document, at odds with mainstream Islam, though well-researched with Koranic verses and hadiths, or reports of what the Prophet Muhammad said or approved.

          One theory is that the pamphlet was actually issued to try to restrain the more outlandish behaviour of IS fighters. It says, for instance that a man may not sleep with his wife's slave, or with another man's slave; and that a man may own two sisters but not sleep with them at the same time.
          You wrote that, didn't you Kid?
          "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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          • #6
            Don't try so hard Hitler.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #7
              No. Penises are overrated.

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              • #8
                It seems that no male stripper has ever sexually assaulted anyone at poly, but to Mobius that has something to do with sex trafficking. What a ******.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #9
                  Is it something that happens to you when you go to gay strip clubs?

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                  • #10
                    I'm just saying that the only way Kid gets a lay these days is to pay for it - he's even admitted it.
                    "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                    • #11
                      I feel sorry for anyone who has to have sex with Kid to fund their meth addiction

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
                        I'm just saying that the only way Kid gets a lay these days is to pay for it - he's even admitted it.
                        I have to pay because that's a social norm *******!
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #13
                          No, it's the norm for you because you're a hideous misogynist...

                          That's why I think you're secretly jealous of the IS jihadists because they get to have sex slaves and you wish you could too.
                          "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                          • #14
                            No
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • #15
                              Why are you rating penises, Kid?

                              "That one's a 4"
                              "Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave the locker room, you're making everybody uncomfortable"
                              "Feminism!!!"
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