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Two pisses of string walk into a bar. The bartender says "get out, we don't serve strings here!" They leave.
One string says to the other "I know how we can get a drink here. Just follow my lead.
"First, make a loop in yourself and stick your head though it, like this. Good. Now pull yourself tight. Excellent.
"Now, muss up your hair really, really good, like this. Great. Let's head back in."
They go back in, and the bartender says, "hey, aren't you the two strings I just kicked out of here?"
The first string says, "I'm a frayed knot."
One string says to the other "I know how we can get a drink here. Just follow my lead.
"First, make a loop in yourself and stick your head though it, like this. Good. Now pull yourself tight. Excellent.
"Now, muss up your hair really, really good, like this. Great. Let's head back in."
They go back in, and the bartender says, "hey, aren't you the two strings I just kicked out of here?"
The first string says, "I'm a frayed knot."
Happy birthday, AH. Hope you're well.
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