I'm back!

[Al B Surer]

I bet you don't even own a supersoaker.

I quit that when I was a kid. Seriously. I'm a man now.

[Al B Dammed]

Bah, I bet you are just living in a shed, shivering when the REAL Marines like me come along.

Sure. Every marine is a real marine. If you were a Marine you'd know this.

[Al B Surer]

The point it, you're a scam and an impostor and you are NOT a Marine.

[Al B Dammed]

I quit that when I was a kid. Seriously. I'm a man now.

You can't even post right, let alone hold your fire. I bet you're a hit with the Females.

That's what they really like a true alpha like yours truly.

[Al B Surer]

I can't hold my fire when I'm with my girlfriend, that's for sure.

[Al B Dammed]

Oh, is that what she tells you? Next time tell her to sleep with a Marine.

[Al B Surer]

She has. She knows how it is. She loves me. And it doesn't cost me a penny! (Other than the occasional gift)

[Al B Dammed]

You buy your Female gifts? Now we all know you're the imposter.

[Nikolai]

Let's settle this boys.

What grade out of ten would you give this girl:

I have searched and know the answer.

[Al B Dammed]

Damn fine. 10/10.

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

6.5 on a scale of 6.5

[I AM I AM MOBIUS]

Is that her natural wool?

[Al B Surer]

You buy your Female gifts? Now we all know you're the imposter.

Gifts that make her willing to do crazy stuff in the sack, nillywilly. I learned something from the threads over the years.

[Al B Surer]

Let's settle this boys.

What grade out of ten would you give this girl:

I have searched and know the answer.

That's a sure 10/10.

[Nikolai]

Hmmm... Both answered correctly.

Perhaps you're both the same guy, eh.