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    If I point out the ironically poor grammar and spelling here, am I an *******?
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

  • #2
    looks ok to me not all of us r geniuses

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    • #3
      shoulda kept it as a walmart tho

      asda

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      • #4
        Irony is good for akneemyuh.
        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Post
          looks ok to me not all of us r geniuses
          Well, this was posted to a writing group I'm a member of (OH NO I ENDED A SENTENCE IN A PREPOSITION). The plural of library is libraries, and Walmarts are (in principle) countable, so the world needs fewer of them.
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          • #6
            man ok well over my head!

            does talking like that make it difficult for you to get laid?

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            • #7
              No, my inability to approach women makes it difficult for me to get laid. But when I do get laid, it's with chicks who agree with my OP.
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              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                if you say so. seems like to much hard work to me.

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                • #9
                  also sorry to hear that but if your ever in wales i could defo hook you up. they'd be tidy to

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                  • #10
                    [QUOTE=Lorizael;6369204] (OH NO I ENDED A SENTENCE IN A PREPOSITION).

                    Up with that, I will not put.
                    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Post
                      if you say so. seems like to much hard work to me.
                      I don't disagree. I'm working on my delivery of, "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        I don't disagree. I'm working on my delivery of, "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"
                        The key is constructive criticism. You need to show that you're smart enough to solve her problems.

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                        • #13
                          thats great! in my extensive experience of picking up girls they are always impressed if you notice there shoes and humour is faster getting into their nickers than saying toot sweet!

                          see an you thoguht i wasn't clever

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                            The key is constructive criticism. You need to show that you're smart enough to solve her problems.
                            I usually do this by providing ample evidence from my own life.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                              I don't disagree. I'm working on my delivery of, "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"
                              That's not how it works. You got to compliment her personality before you ask to ****.
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