Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

In Which Poly's Religious Contingent Gives Lori a Big Fat :rolleyes:

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • In Which Poly's Religious Contingent Gives Lori a Big Fat :rolleyes:

    Five years ago I posted a beat poem by Tim Minchin that was not well received. I suspect this will go over even more poorly. Nevertheless, I think this is pretty hilarious and a nearly perfect encapsulation of why miracles are crap evidence for divine beings.

    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

  • #2
    knock knock
    To us, it is the BEAST.

    Comment


    • #3
      Who's there?
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

      Comment


      • #4
        Europe.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

        Comment


        • #5
          Europe who?
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

          Comment


          • #6
            NO YOURE A POO
            To us, it is the BEAST.

            Comment


            • #7
              My guess is most here will consider that exchange to be funnier than my video.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

              Comment


              • #8
                To us, it is the BEAST.

                Comment


                • #9
                  Can you summarize for efficiency and clarity? I'm not big on evidence as a reason to believe, but just want to know what you are proposing.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                    Can you summarize for efficiency and clarity? I'm not big on evidence as a reason to believe, but just want to know what you are proposing.
                    It's really in the delivery. But here's the essence of it for me:

                    The story of Sam's has but a single explanation:
                    A surgical God who digs on magic operations
                    No, it couldn't be mistaken attribution of causation
                    Born of a coincidental temporal correlation
                    Exacerbated by a general lack of education
                    Vis-a-vis physics in Sam's parish congregation
                    No it couldn't be that all these pious people are liars
                    It couldn't be an artifact of confirmation bias
                    A product of groupthink,
                    A mass delusion,
                    An Emperor's New Clothes-style fear of exclusion

                    No, it's more likely to be an all-powerful magician
                    Than the misdiagnosis of the initial condition,
                    Or one of many cases of spontaneous remission,
                    Or a record-keeping glitch by the local physician

                    No, the only explanation for Sam's mum's seeing:
                    They prayed to an all-knowing superbeing,
                    To the omnipresent master of the universe,
                    And he quite liked the sound of their muttered verse.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      "God likes people to pray" seems like a decent explanation to me.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        It's really in the delivery. But here's the essence of it for me:

                        The story of Sam's has but a single explanation:
                        A surgical God who digs on magic operations
                        No, it couldn't be mistaken attribution of causation
                        Born of a coincidental temporal correlation
                        Exacerbated by a general lack of education
                        Vis-a-vis physics in Sam's parish congregation
                        No it couldn't be that all these pious people are liars
                        It couldn't be an artifact of confirmation bias
                        A product of groupthink,
                        A mass delusion,
                        An Emperor's New Clothes-style fear of exclusion

                        No, it's more likely to be an all-powerful magician
                        Than the misdiagnosis of the initial condition,
                        Or one of many cases of spontaneous remission,
                        Or a record-keeping glitch by the local physician

                        No, the only explanation for Sam's mum's seeing:
                        They prayed to an all-knowing superbeing,
                        To the omnipresent master of the universe,
                        And he quite liked the sound of their muttered verse.
                        Ah... so this guy is like the silliest of the New Atheists in the depth of his "argument" against religion.
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          I'm pretty sure Hitchens could produce much, much better metered rhyme than that. That's almost as bad as Al's HS poem.
                          1011 1100
                          Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                            "God likes people to pray" seems like a decent explanation to me.
                            He addresses that, too. We could definitely conclude that God likes people to pray for miracles that are easily explainable without resorting to the supernatural. Anything else, not so much.

                            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                            Ah... so this guy is like the silliest of the New Atheists in the depth of his "argument" against religion.
                            It's not an argument against religion; it's an argument against using supposed miracles as evidence for any particular god. And in that sense, it works very well. There are exceedingly plausible mundane explanations for basically every well documented miracle, but oftentimes they require us to resist our pathological desire to find patterns.
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Elok View Post
                              I'm pretty sure Hitchens could produce much, much better metered rhyme than that. That's almost as bad as Al's HS poem.
                              As I said, it's in the delivery. He's singing those lines.
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X