Latest Forearm Purchase

[loinburger]

Guns are for pussies

[The Mad Monk]

Mmmm...arm roast.

[Sava]

[Elok]

You could also have gone with "latest firearm perches" (some sort of gun-shelf, or perhaps a gun-toting fish), or even "latest firearm purchase," depicting an open gun store at 11:39 PM.

[loinburger]

I considered "gayest firearm purchase," but didn't want to compete with Slowwhand

[loinburger]

Or latest foreskin purchase

[ricketyclik]

At last my problem has been recognised by the medical world!

[regexcellent]

I considered "gayest firearm purchase," but didn't want to compete with Slowwhand

This dude is a poster on the SomethingAwful gun forum, The Firing Range, and he's awesome.

[Sava]

Or latest foreskin purchase

I think I may have succeeded in "growing" some foreskin back. I tried this technique where you pull the foreskin over the tip, tape it with medical tape so it stays that way, and then just go about your day. I did that for a few weeks. I've noticed some new skin growth.