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  • #1

    10? Really?

    "derp, let's call it windows 10 to emphasize our innovation... and how much more we're making it like the one before that everyone liked"


    jesus ****ing facepalm christ

    M$ is ****ing stupid.


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    http://www.zdnet.com/microsoft-christens-the-next-version-of-windows-as-windows-10-7000034196/
    To us, it is the BEAST.
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  • #2
    10 seems a logical follow-up on 9.
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    • #3
      Indifference is Bliss

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      • #4
        Microsoft felt compelled to literally become an April Fool's joke?

        [This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed.]

        If you've been looking forward to Windows 9, the OS that will fix what Windows 8 got wrong, you're in for a surprise: There will be no Windows 9. Instead, Microsoft announced it will proceed directly to Windows 10.
        Microsoft skips ‘too good’ Windows 9, jumps to Windows 10
        http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html
        Deeming Windows 9 'too good to release,' Microsoft execs shelve follow-up to Windows 8 and proceed to Windows 10
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          This shouldnt come as a surprise... we're talking about the company whose third gaming machine is called the "One"

          stupid stupid stupid
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Dude, they once jumped from 3 to 95.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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            • #7
              I'm surprised they didn't try to go with WinX. I guess they didn't want to copy OS/X
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                dammit, the stupid metro tiles have been integrated into the start menu

                I really hope you can disable that garbage. Those tiles have been the aesthetic equivalent of the holocaust.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Windows 10 will have new search results, including web results from Bing


                  http://www.gosu-tech.com/windows-9/



                  I actually saw a Bing street mapping vehicle the other day.

                  I applaud the effort, at least.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Obviously, they are doing this to specifically piss you off.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                      Obviously, they are doing this to specifically piss you off.
                      I have no respect for companies who can't adopt a naming style and stick with it.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        The internet is slow to react to this. The best joke I've read so far is "Half-Life 4 confirmed"
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Why is the new Windows called Windows 10?
                          Spoiler:
                          because 789


                          sigh
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            First Winamp 4, now Windows 9

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                            • #15
                              winamp
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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