Stupid things people do because of pot

[SlowwHand]

I can't believe I have to be the one to post this on my cell.A person is stupid or they're not. Port doesn't cause it.

So this news lady in Alaska walked off the set during a live broadcast of the news to campaign for legalization of pot. "**** it. I quit.". She said she owns an organization. It turns out that was just high talk.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5860486

Boys and girls, pot is bad mkay. Don't do pot.

A stupid person is stupid or not. It's not the pot's fault.

[onodera]

One time I tried to boil an egg in an electric hot water heater which I typically used to make ramen (from my days living in a dorm). I constructed a wire hanging device from a coathanger to suspend it from the top so it wouldn't touch the electric heating elements at the bottom. While trying to finagle the device into the heater I dropped the egg on the carpeted floor of my dorm room which was a huge pain to clean up. I gave up on boiling an egg.

Don't you have pots in America?

[N35t0r]

Also, I'm positively sure that placing the egg directly inside the boiler would have worked.

[Lorizael]

Don't you have pots in America?

It's possible that an American might have a pot, but they likely wouldn't know about it. Americans are so rich that they usually hire El Salvadoran immigrants as cooks, so no knowledge of the inner workings of the kitchen is required. We generally only enter a kitchen to show off the marble countertops.

[N35t0r]

Is the countertop at the bottom?

[DaShi]

I can't believe I have to be the one to post this on my cell.

So this news lady in Alaska walked off the set during a live broadcast of the news to campaign for legalization of pot. "**** it. I quit.". She said she owns an organization. It turns out that was just high talk.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5860486

Boys and girls, pot is bad mkay. Don't do pot.

WTF is a cell? Are you posting from prison?

[onodera]

WTF is a cell? Are you posting from prison?

It's what the Germans call a Handy.

[Kidlicious]

It's a device. Not for smoking pot. I was gonna get high, but I forgot.

[Bereta_Eder]

Once I tried to put out an oil fire in the pan with water.
(for those who don't know, this created a flame column that went all the way up to the ceiling. Fortunately my grandfather walked in and threw a towel on top of the pan, thus extinguishing the flame and told me "never put out an oil fire with water".
Then the ceiling had a big black dot which I painted over.

[Kidlicious]

Once I left a message for my aunt that started like this. "Hi this is stoned. Doh! ..."

[Kidlicious]

This guy I used to work with smokes too much weed. He's gone crazy talking about ISIS taking over the US. It's hilarious.

[Dr Strangelove]

Where I live everyone is talking about that, but they're not smoking weed, they're smoking Falwell.

[Sava]

they're smoking Falwell.

[Berzerker]

being stupid or lazy aint a crime

somebody please inform guv moonbeam