New Movement to Ban Everyone Who Has Been accused of DV from Professional Sports

[Kidlicious]

... and still wrong

I wonder. Are your parents to blame for this?

Coming from he who thinks it would be good if people who believe in human rights were dead.

[Lorizael]

Coming from he who thinks it would be good if people who believe in human rights were dead.

This is an area where you kind of slip up, though. You and BK both do this, but BK's non-sequitur insults and accusations are usually tethered to something the target poster has actually said, however tenuous and convoluted the connection is. When you're grasping for new material, however, you tend to make things up completely, and I think you lose a few marks because of that. So you do have room for improvement. Do understand, though, that I hold you in the highest regard and I'm only offering this constructive criticism because I want to see you be the best troll you can be.

[AAAAAAAAH!]

If I spit in his face that response should be expected.

Hitting a woman half your size is a proportional response to saliva?

[Kidlicious]

Hitting a woman half your size is a proportional response to saliva?

Go spit in a woman's face and let me know what happens.

[loinburger]

A lot of things might happen to me as a result, but getting knocked unconscious is almost certainly not one of them

[Imran Siddiqui]

But what if you hit a RAIL, Loin!! Duh!

[Kidlicious]

A lot of things might happen to me as a result, but getting knocked unconscious is almost certainly not one of them

You really don't understand chivalry, do you?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Of course he does. He realizes its a misogynistic practice that shouldn't be indulged.

[loinburger]

Would the chivalrous thing to do be to knock myself out?

[Kidlicious]

Would the chivalrous thing to do be to knock myself out?

What?

[Kidlicious]

Of course he does. He realizes its a misogynistic practice that shouldn't be indulged.

Dats why Obama should be impeached.

[MRT144]

of course you don't; i mean, it's completely non-women hatey to see a story about a woman being beaten unconscious, see that something is to be done about similar cases and your first thought be "why this could lead to false allegations! (from those evil, scheming women)".

Kidicious is a broken person

[Kidlicious]

I'm doing well. Thanks.

[C0ckney]

Kidicious is a broken person

it's really quite sad.

[loinburger]

What?

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that you were making an attempt at saying something meaningful. You asked what would happen if I spat on a woman's face; I replied that I almost certainly wouldn't be knocked unconscious as a result (as opposed to, e.g., Rice's fiancee). You then replied that I wasn't chivalrous, which could only mean that the chivalrous course of action would be to get myself knocked unconscious after spitting on a woman. What did you intend to convey?