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I don't have children. 
Or a vagina.
Or a vagina.
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To us, it is the BEAST. -
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hat? Taking your kids to a hooker?
That, or avoiding c-sections. Regular birth should get your kids properly vaginated I'd say.Indifference is BlissComment
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I was born via c-section. I was never properly vaginated.
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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You know, I don't think my parents ever had the talk with me. Huh.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Mine never did. I figured out what sex is when I saw my first animated gif file... 1 sec of horribly pixelated 80's euro porn.
"OH... so that's how it works"To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I always knew you were a virginOriginally posted by Sava View PostI was born via c-section. I was never properly vaginated.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I was recently entertaining the idea of claiming virginity in order to see if I'd get some super horny deflowerer woman.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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You should likely not come up with hook up schemes while high
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Oh that was a sober thought.
I'm enjoying some enhancement now
While stoned, I usually prefer extremely low effort. "Wanna bang?"
Enough yeses to make it worth it
providing you have no shameTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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You should have married the girl with the beerAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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According to the Urban dictionary he should be attracted to his children because his Vagina tells him to do it, even if his brain thinks it isn´t a good ideaOriginally posted by N35t0r View Post
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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