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    How can a game cost a half a billion dollars to make? Seriously.
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  • #2
    I haven't bought it yet. I don't have an xbone or whatever. Sadly not available on PC.

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    • #3
      ... and why give it a stripper's name?
      Last edited by Uncle Sparky; September 8, 2014, 19:24.
      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
        ... and why give it a strippers name?
        It's by Bungie, the guys behind Halo. The whole series is an exercise in bland tackiness and Destiny looks to be the same.
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        • #5
          Be fair, Halo 1 wasn't tacky.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #6
            I liked the first Halo.

            And the second and third too.

            ODST was kind of lame. Reach had the best multiplayer.

            4 sucked balls, not buying another one.

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            • #7
              There was a conversation on the radio this morning about baby names, and Destiny came up. It was generally agreed that anyone named Destiny had a Destiny in adult entertainment.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                There was a reddit AMA about strippers a while back. The man answering questions owned a chain of strip clubs in France. Someone asked him, "tell us about the smartest stripper you ever met."

                He said, laconically, "She quit."

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                • #9
                  Turns out Destiny is a pretty fun game. Anyone else have it for xbox one?

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                  • #10
                    I messaged a very attractive woman on OKC who said her name was "Destiny". I ended my snarky half assed attempt with "nice stripper name btw".

                    She responded very politely that her stripper name was actually "Angel" and that she was, in fact, a stripper.
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11


                      Of course, maybe she was just pulling you leg. (or whatever)
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12

                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Cool story but for real if any other polytubbies have it let's go kill some aliens

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                          • #14
                            Didn't you not have an Xbox One two days ago?

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                            • #15
                              Yup. I bought one yesterday.

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