Time to murder your fellow OT posters. Apolyton CLUE.

[Boris Godunov]

The rules are simple: you're to "solve" the murder of your fellow OT posters in the Clue vein.

So it's all about:

Who killed them? (and motive)
Where?
With what?

For example:

Victim: Guynemer
Murderer: Doc Strangelove
Motive: Eliminating the younger competition, naturally
Where: The 50 yard line at The Big House
Weapon/Method: Forced reading of anti-vaccine propaganda, causing a massive aneurysm

Obviously, the idea is to serve some poetic justice.

Go. Kill.

[Hauldren Collider]

Victim: Molly Bloom
Murderer: Elok
Motive: Would not stop bursting out with quotes from Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Where: A lifeboat sans food in the middle of the Atlantic
Weapon/Method: Forcibly drowned, then eaten for food

[Dauphin]

Victim: Ben Kenobi
Murderer: Ben Kenobi
Motive: Sudden realisation that he was Ben Kenobi
Where: By use of time travel to shortly after his conception
Weapon/Method: Abortion

[Tuberski]

Victim: Boris Godunov
Murderer: Tuberski
Motive: Liking the Oregon Ducks
Where: Autzen Stadium
Method: Venomous duck

ACK!

[Sava]

Victim: MWHC
Murderer: Captain Morgan
Motive: MWHC left him feeling empty
Where: the bathroom floor
Weapon/method: drowned in vomit

[Boris Godunov]

Victim: Ben Kenobi
Murderer: Ben Kenobi
Motive: Sudden realisation that he was Ben Kenobi
Where: By use of time travel to shortly after his conception
Weapon/Method: Abortion

This one's in the lead

[molly bloom]

Victim: Sister Bendy
Murderer: Whole of 'Poly (save Nikolai...)
Motive: Preserving sanity and general fairness all round
Where: Steps of the Vatican or in the lavatory at the Alamo
Weapon/method: Immersion in his own supposed sanctity while being forcefed leatherbound monastically illuminated manuscript copies of his own interminable 'arguments' about immunisation, South Africa, human sexuality, Texan history, the American Constitution and Bill of Rights....

[ColdWizard]

Victim: ColdWizard
Murderer: Slowwhand
Motive: One smartass comment too many
Where: Undisclosed location in west Texas
Weapon/Method: "Self-defense"

Victim: Sava
Murderer: ColdWizard
Motive: Human shield
Where: Undisclosed location in west Texas
Weapon/Method: Slowwhand

[Boris Godunov]

Victim: Sister Bendy
Murderer: Whole of 'Poly (save Nikolai...)
Motive: Preserving sanity and general fairness all round
Where: Steps of the Vatican or in the lavatory at the Alamo
Weapon/method: Immersion in his own supposed sanctity while being forcefed leatherbound monastically illuminated manuscript copies of his own interminable 'arguments' about immunisation, South Africa, human sexuality, Texan history, the American Constitution and Bill of Rights....

I would picture the group doing this much like Murder on the Orient Express. Everyone gets a turn. And whoever solves the crime wouldn't turn the group over to authorities, given the circumstances.

[Tuberski]

I would picture the group doing this much like Murder on the Orient Express. Everyone gets a turn. And whoever solves the crime wouldn't turn the group over to authorities, given the circumstances.

Here?! More like Airplane:



ACK!

[Fake Boris]

Victim: Hauldren Collider
Murderer: Kuciwalker
Motive: Control of bathroom
Where: Working class 5,000 square feet mansion
Weapon/Method: Waterboarded to death in toilet bowl while refusing to disclose location of key - VALID INTERROGATION TECHNIQUE

[regexcellent]

As usual Oncle Boris misunderstands the causes of human conflict. People only fight over control of scarce resources.

[Imran Siddiqui]

People only fight over control of scare resources? What kind of BS is that? As if rich kids don't fight among their siblings.

[ColdWizard]

People only fight over control of scare resources? What kind of BS is that? As if rich kids don't fight among their siblings.

They don't fight over bathrooms when they each have an ensuite.

[Boris Godunov]

They might fight over which bedroom has the better en suite.