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Originally posted by self biased
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How did it go?
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we had fun, but it ended up not being much of a date. during our 'catching up' conversation she mentioned how much she and her most recent ex were "still in love with each other, but the relationship wasn't working out," so i took that as a sign.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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That's funny, that's exactly what a friend who I've had a quiet thing for for 30 years said to me the other day. I thought it might have been an invitation to try it on, but I'm happily married.Comment
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judging by her body language she wasn't interested in getting a little biased.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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That's a shame.
Had an OKC date almost by accident. Half-drunkenly invited someone who'd just visited my page to join me for a party. She'd agreed but I had already left the door by the time she'd answered. So she went along for a drink the week after instead, which was nice enough but also rather dull. I'm just a little miffed that she didn't answer the cell phone message I sent (telling her it was nice) and that she coincidentally also deleted her OKC profile. Even though that actually suits me just fine, I feel sort of rejected.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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I suspect I really should start filling out my profile, I got only 4 lines written there.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Dating makes people do strange things.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Colon, your signature renders wrong on my phone and covers up the text in your posts
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Clearly your phone sucks.
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So you have a hard time reading what I've written here?Originally posted by regexcellent View PostColon, your signature renders wrong on my phone and covers up the text in your postsDISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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that awkward moment when you see someone you used to date over a decade ago, and they're very solicitous, but have also put on a lot of weight in an unflattering way...I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Several years back I ran into one of my high school crushes in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office. I didn't recognize her because she had become whale-like in proportions. She then proceeded to fill me in on the details of her life since high school, which involved a great deal of anal sex and drug use.Originally posted by self biased View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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