Non-achievement achievements

[Sava]

I was just walking upstairs. I felt some gas. I was able to fart every time I took a step up and managed to have enough left for one fart per step.

And I didn't shart myself.


Share your amazing non-achievements!

[ColdWizard]

Why do you have to win everything, Sava? The rest of us are starting to have self-esteem issues.

[Sava]

if only I was awesome at stuff that paid good money

but srsly this thread is going to be boring if nobody can top that

[AAAAAAAAH!]

I 1-starred this thread

[Sava]

That counts

[Tuberski]

It's SHART week on comedy central.

(I capitalized shart and not comedy or central, underachieving enough?)

ACK!

[Tuberski]

I bowled a 299 game once.

ACK!

[The Mad Monk]

I bowled once.

[Sava]

I bowled a 299 game once.

ACK!

rly?

If you no lie, that's guud
I've broken 200 only once or twice

[Tuberski]

rly?

If you no lie, that's guud
I've broken 200 only once or twice

Yes, it's good, but I left 1 PIN on the last ball, making it a non-achievement.

ACK!

[Sava]

I think you may be the new leader

[Tuberski]

Plus, it's BOWLING!

ACK!

[The Mad Monk]

Bowling For Soup

[Tuberski]

ACK!

[Aeson]

I own Apolyton.