OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MOBIUS]

Father suspected of shooting six dead near Houston

A gunman has surrendered to police in the United States after allegedly shooting dead six people, including four of his own children, near Houston.

One of the suspect's daughters is in a critical condition after being shot in the head, but she was able to direct police to him.

After a 20-minute chase, the man's car was surrounded and he gave himself up following a two-hour stand-off.

Police said the incident appeared to have started over a domestic dispute.

It's not guns that kill people in the US - it's domestic disputes!

Zero sympathy! Even less that it's in Texas!

PS It's all OBAMA'S fault! Stupid ****ing jerk lame duck douchebag president - what is he thinking letting dumb****s have guns!!?:wiglaf:1111

[Sava]

[Lorizael]

Owning guns is protected in America. Having domestic disputes is not.

[Patroklos]

The solution here is simple. Ban children

[Sava]

can we? please?

I forgot what it feels like to be asleep past 6am

[Nikolai]

can we? please?

I forgot what it feels like to be asleep past 6am

That's how I feel about Mondays to Fridays.

[Sava]

and don't get me started on unsolicited child interaction

UGH

I'm usually sitting quietly in my room playing a game or something

my room is next to my one nephew

every time he wakes up from a nap or gets his diaper changed:

"oh let's go see uncle sava!"



"Hi uncle Sava! Can you say hi to uncle sava?"

no because he's a 19 month old who can barely speak
aside from that, he has no sense of object permanence
or sense of self

it's awkward for both me and the child

and now they do it for the baby who isn't even a month old!

"can you say hi to uncle sava"


NO BECAYUSE I"M A BABY

[Sava]

and these kids look at me like wtf is wrong with these people
are all adults idiotically patronizing to children?
mostly

growing up is difficult enough, stop confusing the children with alternate communication methods (baby talk)

treat them like people



wow, i have some stress to release, i sgueess

[Sava]

also, stop with the excessive ****ing praise for mundane human achievements


yay you walked

now try to do it without falling down like a drunkard

or go get me a beer

then i'll be impressed

[rah]

patience. encourage them to walk, win their trust, and then teach them to bring you beers.

[Sava]

oddly enough, I've become both the most fun adult and the adult with the most authority (he listens to me and not his parents, LAWL)

[-Jrabbit]

You are totally correct on the "no baby talk" front.

Treating kids like people.

[PLATO]

MOVE OUT SLACKER

[Sava]

NO THEY HAVE TO

I WAS HERE FIRST

[Felch]

oddly enough, I've become both the most fun adult and the adult with the most authority (he listens to me and not his parents, LAWL)

You are totally correct on the "no baby talk" front.

Treating kids like people.

I got three nieces and four nephews (ages 2-9), and I've managed to win them all over by treating them like people and not babies. Baby talk is retarded.