Texas Tech cheeleader slays rhino, feeds impoverished African village!

[Bereta_Eder]

one time my father took me out when i went to visit and he gave me a shotgun (I must have been 10) put some sort of old plastic boat toy far away on a wooden pedestral and said: shoot it.
i stood in attention placed the shotgun against my shoulder, aimed for the first time in my life and i pulverized the little plastic boat.
then he placed it on top again, and again bullseye.
this happened 3 times.

so he took me out in the forest and there were birds on some trees, i shot 4 or 5 times, I didn't get a single one.
you did it on purpose my father said

[Tuberski]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

ACK!

[My Wife Hates CIV]

but you seem to have come out ok.... you must be one of the lucky ones.

[Bereta_Eder]

better than making love through a hole in the sheet, as some denominations

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Just when I think BK couldn't be more of a c*nt...

Such a bitter and twisted individual.

I do wish his mother followed through and aborted him and put him out of his (and our) misery before he was born...

What I am more amazed about is that you all keep on reading???

Ignorance is bliss.

[Berzerker]

if everyone preserved wildlife like her there wouldn't be much wildlife

[SlowwHand]

In other news, a Lady Raider basketball player has been suspended for 5 months after initiating a fight with a Raider football DB. The DB who responded has been dismissed from the team.

[molly bloom]

When will the MWHC calendar come out?

Something for you to wipe your little white soldiers on ?

[dannubis]

I wonder what she would do if she broke a nail.

[-Jrabbit]

So she's 19 and been bagging African wildlife since age 13? The only thing I find exceptional about this story is the lack of references to her obviously-well-off parents.

Or has she been doing fund-raising all through high school to feed her habit until the reality show ship comes in?

[AAAAAAAAH!]

Just when I think BK couldn't be more of a c*nt...

Such a bitter and twisted individual.

I do wish his mother followed through and aborted him and put him out of his (and our) misery before he was born...

Yes, he wouldn't be posting this if he didn't think it would upset people.

[Hauldren Collider]

I only care about this if she's hot. Is she hot? I don't want to read BK's posts to find out. Thanks in advance

[AAAAAAAAH!]

For a cheerleader, she's not particularly hot.

[Bereta_Eder]

She looks like a 5 euro blow job whore to be honest
(no idea what they look like, but it must be similar)

[Sava]