TGIF

[Sava]

Today would have been my 1 year... with my last gf.

bah, i hate not knowing what is going on in my brain

[The Mad Monk]

I hate Fridays, my favorite restaurants are all noisy and crowded.

[Sava]

that sucks

[-Jrabbit]

****ty seether songs

Redundant.

[Sava]

Whatever you like, it probably sucks.

That goes for the italicized stallion as well

[Wiglaf]

I tried to bang a fat girl last night and literally could not get an erection at all. When she started sucking my non existent dick she said "I suck a mean ****" and I burst out laughing and played Watch Dogs until she left. She voted for Obama too What a great night. OK Cupid

[Wiglaf]

http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2014/06/28/326199008/8-signs-obama-is-feeling-trapped-in-the-presidency?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20140629

[Sava]

i couldnt go through with okc
i was scrolling through tons of profiles and even the good ones didn't seem more exciting than a fleshlight

[Sava]

jesus **** christ npr

what are you trying to be buzzfeed?

[Wiglaf]

so true. what a stupid article. half of it isn't even about the headline

[Wiglaf]

fleshlights are too hard to maintain, like confederate flags if it gets too dirty you cant ever jerk off with it again, waste of $79

[Lorizael]

The most success I've ever had with OkCupid is convincing a girl to agree to meet me at a Barnes & Noble. She didn't show.

[Sava]

fleshlights are too hard to maintain, like confederate flags if it gets too dirty you cant ever jerk off with it again, waste of $79

thats why you buy a lot of them
also, i need the proper orifice for the kind of porn i'm watching

i can't very well use the oral insert if i'm watching anal sluts 5

[Sava]

The most success I've ever had with OkCupid is convincing a girl to agree to meet me at a Barnes & Noble. She didn't show.

probably for the best

i mean, even the most ideal relationship ends in your death
there's no winning

possible outcomes:
1. break up
2. her death
3. your death


that sucks

[Wiglaf]

Sex with fat girls -- is it even possible? Now that I think about it, I have only ever had sex with fat girls when I had something to gain (e.g. access card), and it was never enjoyable. Where is Tiamat? Has she been plowed by anything other than the economy and her lack of marketable skills?